BallisticToaster 🍞

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Bread baker, crumby creator, giddy goblin, humble himbo, punny pundit, wily writer, alliteration aficionado. All you need is loaf. 🍞 PFP by @saltyghostcrow.bsky.social Logo by @miamarra.bsky.social Bio.link/ballistictoaster

Obviously “antiwoke gamers” are the #1 most insufferable demographic in gaming but you know who is #2? “Everything was better back then” nostalgia addicts. They only whine about modern popular games and never engage with anything from a studio smaller than EA/Ubisoft/etc

Thanks for tuning in! It was a pretty chill time yapping and relaxing and a wonderful way to come back after so long. Looking forward to doing this again soon! (And hopefully with a game to play) To end stream, we raided out to @starkitty00.bsky.social playing RuneScape: Dragonwilds!

BallisticToaster 🍞@ballistictoaster.com · 4d ago

[🔴LIVE] I'm (finally) back (again)! Let's catch up, shoot the breeze & ease back into streaming shall we? Live now at twitch.tv/BallisticToa...

Australia is planning some of the world's toughest AI regulations • Water usage will be limited • AI data centers will be required to become net producers of energy • AI companies can't train on Australian creators' work without their permission • Proposals expected to be introduced in 2027

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God I didn't realize they were shutting down the PS3 and Vita stores too. Honestly, in our game availability study, we didn't even count PS3/Vita games as "available" because the stores were so broken that they barely worked. That's the long-term state of digital storefronts

As the director of a historical video game preservation institution, and someone who has dedicated his entire adult life to this cause, this is accurate. We have attempted to work with the industry's trade organization to find a legal path forward, but they refuse to offer a meaningful alternative.

Chloe "Low Power Chlobot" Adams@addamschloe.bsky.social · 3mo ago

piracy is the only extant form of media preservation that exists in games right now, you might find it morally reprehensible but there is literally no other institution that will keep games alive in 25, 50 years' time

Hey everyone, no streams this coming week as I've got a lot of projects, events, & errands with a shaky weekend ahead. Been a bit overwhelmed lately so I'm taking time to reset post Ramadan & take care of things. Thanks for your understanding; I'll see y'all when things level out a bit!

BallisticToaster's Stream Schedule for March 23rd to March 29th 2026:
NO STREAMS PLANNED.

"nobody taught us..." "we were always told..." "our media doesn't show us..." At one point you're an adult, responsible for what you consume, listen to, and believe. You are making choices every day. You could choose to be skeptical or curious. Information IS as available to you as it is to others.

I'm really enjoying Devil May Cry 1 (all 1hr 30mins I played between bitching about the Netflix anime & trying to get PCSX2 to recognize my controller lol) but the original control layout has wreaked all kinds of havoc on my muscle memory coming from DMC3-5. Even then: DMC1's GOATed.