if someone hears Meta talking and thinks it's anything other than a fucking lie they deserve what they get
Jed Dolbeer@jdolbeer.bsky.social · 3d agoThe "Threads has this many users" number is also wildly cooked. It counts anything featured on Insta/Facebook, regardless of clickthrough.
every time some discourse makes me learn the name of another youtuber i email the genx listserv and have them raise housing prices another 3.5%
You have to think how utterly soul-destroying it must be to be so low down the pecking order of the pro-Iran hacking groups that you are sent to sort-of take down Bluesky.
Katieboo @k8tshires.eurosky.social · 3d ago'Bluesky suffered a 24-hour DDoS attack that caused outages. A pro-Iran hacker group claimed responsibility for the disruption.' securityaffairs.com/191059/secur...
"god threw a cup at me i must be doing a good job"
PEIPolitical 🇨🇦@peipolitical.bsky.social · 2w agoVance: I’ve had moments where I felt the presence of God. A friend and I were talking about Christianity and there was this moment where a glass fell off the wall. I think an atheist would dismiss that, but it felt like God was trying to send me a message. #cdnpoli
I absolutely lost it at the Pentagon plane
CSketch@csketch.bsky.social · 2w agoOh my god I think I found the video.
once again the lesson is bully your politician repeatedly and mercilessly. they work for you, not themselves
Amy Sundberg@amysundberg.bsky.social · 4w agoWOW. New announcement from Seattle CMs Strauss, Hollingsworth, and Foster saying they will fund universal school meals starting in the fall after all by using the general fund. Hard to see this as anything but a realization of the high political price they paid for their votes yesterday.
This deal has to close by Oct (it 99% chance won't) or it's basically dead in the water & Paramount owe WBD a boatload of cash. Zaslav's only profitable plan relying on someone else fucking up their side of the paperwork is such a perfectly on-brand strategy for that forever-failing-upward dipshit
MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · last mo.BREAKING: A federal judge has temporarily blocked Paramount’s proposed $110 billion acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery, granting a request from a coalition of 12 states led by California. The court will consider a longer injunction on Aug. 3.
“Why are people voting for socialists??” -People who do nothing
Lindsey Graham spent the last decade of his life in public service as a US Senator, trying hard to be remembered as an enemy of the Constitution who worked to destroy American democracy and exhibited occasional signs that he knew why that was bad but kept doing it anyway. I will honor his choice.
Phil Plait@philplait.bsky.social · last mo.When a politician dies we see a lot of hagiographies about them. If you mention they were a terrible person IRL, you get chastised. My feeling? If you don't want people to talk shit about you after you die, don't be shitty when you're alive.
I mean, after Synema and Fetterman, all you motherfuckers want to trust a guy with a NAZI TATTOO are you fucking SERIOUS Not even getting into the SA claims. A NAZI TATTOO THAT HE DIDN'T COVER UP OR REMOVE AND HAS BS EXCUSES FOR
we're gonna tariff the fuck out of Belgium in a 3am post from the shitter
I know broadcast rights are really fragmented for live sports nowadays, but I didnt imagine the Spice Channel getting in on the action
CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social · 2mo agoI have no idea what happened in this moment to the feed but it seems appropriate it happened in Fever - Dream
every cat I have ever had has loved this toy and I feel like the person who invented it should be rich instead of AI guys
Now Riley Gaines and her have another thing to talk about
brent sewer socialist🚰🌹@therealbrent.bsky.social · 2mo agoNancy Mace is currently in FIFTH place in the SC-Gov GOP primary lmao
The Carolina Hurricanes whenever there are 10 minutes left in the game
Excalibur: "Fix your hearts or die, this is All Elite Wrestling!"
For all the shit college sports does these days… Those scenes out of West Virginia are a reminder that college sports are fuckin awesome.
"Talarico is a vegan." "Paxton pardoned a pedophile." "Uh, well, Talarico says God is nonbinary or something?" "Paxton pardoned a pedophile." "Um, Talarico is, uh, low T?" "Paxton pardoned a pedophile." "Talarico is going to institute sharia law!" "Paxton pardoned a pedophile."
hiding behind "well we play 9 conf games now, we cant play another game we might lose!" says a lot about the lack of a nutsack any of these schools have just kill the ooc cupcake fest, play 10 conf games, and expand the fucking playoffs, because this shit is the real joke the sport has become
Only like 30% of people nationwide like this MAGA shit. Run good people, win on shitty maps. Fella in Hungary wasn’t even allowed to go on TV and he won going away.
Today's Ridiculous Bluesky Fight, simplified... Obama: We should talk like normal people. Bluesky: No.
