i pour out my cup for you

when you get high it makes god get a little high

i am normal and can take a shit without getting a headache

Please don't slay the beast I raised to kill you. You're not supposed to slay it

Still alive and writhing

consulting the oracle (doctor) about my head pain

memento mori? im not doing that lmaoo #immortality

eating mangoes for no change

this post foreshadowed the cursed date

alex@beelzebong.bsky.social · 12mo ago

targeted at 7/11

the last three months has been the dumbest three months of my entire life

i forgot my lines

i will take any divine intervention i can get to make this headache go away

thinking about a bunch of bullshit i hate that fucking pisses me off and makes me miserable

nothing will come between me and this specific project i’m working on

Resisting the urge to engage in validation seeking behavior

Unfortunately I do kinda want a life of luxury

life is sculpting me

one of the best types of gratification has got to be instant

cat bit me thrice in protest of bedtime

can’t rest till my bed is made unfortunately

Umoja, Kenya is an all woman village inclusive to SA survivors, mothers, children, and other marginalized women. They are very women’s rights centric and No men are permitted in the village.

How an Extraordinary Women-Only Village Is Inspiring Land Equality in Rural Kenya

Women of Umoja village could soon own their land after applying for the community title to the nearby grazing land.

globalcitizen.org

if you liked me you’d share your bank account and routing numbers 😭

i'm an oiled soul

I had a joke about Pliny the Elder but then I got high

Jennifer P. Mushrooms@jenyetagain.bsky.social · 5d ago

i have a joke about diogenes but it's not appropriate for the agora.

Long time sower, first time reaper

we are currently smoking

i have been guilty of kicking myself in the teeth