When one of the kids wakes up at 1pm & wonders what there’s no bacon left.

Fleabag Hot Priest Piglet Scene

ALT: Fleabag Hot Priest Piglet Scene

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My plans for today include bacon butties, Widow’s Bay & winning the lottery. I’d settle for 2 of 3 as long as one is the lottery.

Size of that dandelion

Wordle has really gone downhill

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a little girl is sitting on a bed and saying `` thank you you da best '' .

Alt: a little girl is sitting on a bed and saying `` thank you you da best '' .

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Trick people into thinking you’ve had a tattoo done by wrapping one of your body parts in cling film.

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#celebritytraitors I’ve been shouting at the telly

was it my way, it was my way wasn’t it

Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.

Happy birthday @beeclaudia.bsky.social Take my my hand, let’s have another adventure x

Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.

Who do you call when you think you’ve found a Banksy?

Ask not what your country can do for you, but ask why the fuck your country keeps doing things *against* you.

I’m excited about something but I just can’t remember what it was.

That feeling when you finally turn on the heating.

a man in a red shirt is walking down stairs with the words i 've done it now

Alt: Louis Spence running down a fire escape saying 'They can't stop me. It's too bleedin late. I've done it now.'

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each day on this planet is worse than the last

Morning!

Haven’t seen any #celebritytraitors soz

We’ve had the heating on.

a cardboard box that says box of shame with a cat sticking its head out

ALT: a cardboard box that says box of shame with a cat sticking its head out

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Thinking about Christmas presents for my wife. Does anyone know what it smells like?

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Me: Have you ever tasted cat food? Interviewer: No, I meant questions about the job.

@beeclaudia.bsky.social hey

Surprise a beautiful person today by disagreeing with them.

I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts.

when you totally misread the vibe