horse girl pronouns be like neigh them

also if you ever wanted a video game that perfectly captures the constant jump scares of your pet just appearing while you’re trying to do shit, look no further than beast of reincarnation

i should be allowed to not work a corporate 9-5 and instead pleasure women all day.

<< how does a nonbinary person murder someone >> i have no clue girl how << they slash them

Make Bond a transgender lesbian

The Independent@the-independent.com · 16h ago

James Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’

in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this

Wiga is a real threat and can emerge at any time

🪄🛸 Showbiz Sid Oozeley 🪄🛸@oozeley.bsky.social · yesterday

miga has to keep her eyes open in case any evil migas show up to try and replace her

#Commission complete for @questioningblob.northsky.social who is CLEARLY the most goodest of all the good girls to ever be good, i mean look at this absolute ray of sunshine. The only thing not shown here is her tail wagging constantly. #Furry #FurryArt #PuppyGirl #Borzoi #GoldenRetriver

never related more

Our Ennobled and Innocent Taco Bell vs their Sinister Disease-Ridden Chipotle

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · yesterday

“Chipotle Mexican Grill Inc. removed jalapeños from multiple stores in Minnesota after learning the peppers may be linked to a salmonella outbreak in the state that’s sickened 110 people.”

Man people really love this guy huh

Spiked oxblood posture collar

Tying two girls together and only hitting one of them, so the other has to just subsist off the feeling of the impact through the first girl's body

announcing my new book: "Polyinsecure: a Guide to NTR"

August 4th: Right (Long Walk)

Stella Sacco@antlervel.vet · 2mo ago

I am today introducing as a horoscope of sorts the Miga Morning Walk Length Index. The premise is simple: Did Miga turn left outside of our house (short walk for tired old ladies) or right (long walk for sprightly baby puppies). You can then base your whole day around that information

!!!! it's broody mama in the nest on the porch season again!!!

Falconry Hood 8” x 10” Sticker Sheets NOW AVAILABLE! 🔗: www.mothsprout.com

how it feels to talk to the zoomers on bsky

remember to always say OH BIG STRETCH

some of u <3

First try at an internally spiked thigh strap

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coming up with advanced brainworms in the lab: "do my stretch marks pass?"

Endless cycle

:D

we had an entire ICU team that was dedicated to flipping patients onto their bellies to give them a last shot at oxygenating before their inevitable deaths, but ok

Gabriel Bosslet@gbosslet.bsky.social · 3d ago

RFK Jr said these words today on national television "There were ICUs that were empty all over the country including in New York at the height (of the pandemic)" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha You are a fucking idiot hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha <sobs silently>