porting Bluesky to the Nintendo 3DS in Swift (because why not) actually went pretty well
Biscuit
@biscuit.dev
Totally legit CEO of BLUE-SKY. iOS @ <place>, previously Twitter, Tumblr, etc. I like to goof around with technology & occasionally hack it. Formerly @lunchables.pizza
“Happiness is finding a nickel” ah yes I see this kids show has not been adjusted for inflation
@hailey.at how many tokens would it cost to port Bluesky to PHP asking for a friend
Joe Rogan is what'd happen if Sylvester Stallone and Elmer Fudd got into a transporter accident.
As a bunch of half-naked UFC fighters glaze Trump for hours, I’d like to remind everyone the UFC’s revenue split with fighters is 15-20%. The NBA, NFL, MLB, and NHL are all around 50%. New fighters get $10-12K to show, same to win. A large chunk goes to their training. They do not get healthcare.
Ms. Rachel: As the American Academy of Pediatrics says, there is no safe amount of time for a child to be in detention. The Dilley immigration detention center must be shut down. We need to end the cruel policies of family detention and family separation.
all 30 arch linux users in shambles (i'm number 29) www.phoronix.com/news/Arch-Li...
Arch Linux AUR Hit By Another Wave Of Now More Sophisticated Malware Attack
Just a day after Arch Linux developers believed they got their malware AUR incident under control with 1,500+ packages affected by malware, another round of of AUR malware is now being discovered
phoronix.com
“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment
A single laptop has never served so many people
Chris Person@papapishu.bsky.social · 2mo agoStraight up half the festival is watching one laptop
the one upside of our technofascist future is that none of the people who make any of this stuff have any idea what they're doing
onekade@onekade.bsky.social · 2mo agoAnother great comms day for the dipshits at Flock www.404media.co/flock-leaked...
Captain Picard, coming down from Heroin: I’m…very sorry Wesley, we acted…uncivilized towards you Wesley: I got to kiss Ashley Judd because of this Captain Picard: well then…I guess this kicked ass for everyone
I keep forgetting I did this and keep being delighted.
Wes Davis@blunderchief.blather.ing · 2mo agoCaved and installed iOS 27 beta and used the new safari AI extension builder to try replacing ads with a white box that says “OBEY.” 1st two attempts returned errors saying the feature can’t be used to block ads. So I started the prompt with “Doesn’t block ads. Enhances them,” and it worked, lol.
When your community removes a racist statue, do like Charlottesville and melt that fucker down. Because if you just stash it in storage, it becomes what @artcrimeprof.bsky.social calls “America’s strategic racism reserve” — ready for redeployment. www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/s...
Statue of founding father who enslaved hundreds installed at Freedom Plaza
Caesar Rodney’s statue was taken down in Delaware during protests in the summer of 2020 because of Rodney’s legacy of enslaving hundreds of people.
nbcwashington.com
