one day of looking at the internet without being reminded of being sexually assaulted, please

incredible. i feel like moe szyslak with his two knives

you could tell me this happened in columbus, ohio and i wouldn’t question it for a second

Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted)@tylerfromtheinternet.com · 3d ago

the differences in sports across the pond is always interesting. look how the brits do bowling. totally different than how we do it

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller January 22,1974

if my baby looked like that i’d want to change it, too

liberty biberty is a direct likeness of my deceased great uncle and seeing his visage exploited like this not only torments me psychologically, it is a blatant an insult to his memory and the entire bloodline of honeycomb cereal mascots which he sired

if i were the guy who facemasked jamarr chase i would simply watch my fucking back and never step foot in cincinnati for the rest of my life

trevor “haircut” lawrence

what a day to open the windows, light some candles and put a screamin’ jay hawkins record on

gm from wayne

It's October.

Nancy 10/1/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible Hat” Part 4

ok leaving this up on the conference room whiteboard

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District@neorsd.org · last wk.

these river otters are blissfully unaware the Cuyahoga has 13 fires in its history

“god is a crazy lover” - said the priest while delivering the homily at my grandmother’s funeral

Republican attack ad: "This Democrat loves transgender surgeries for minors" Democratic attack ad: "This worthless sack of shit let a pedophile walk free and called you a stupid asshole"

not quite, autosuggest

eating a single piece of fruit hasn’t immediately cured my depression but it is certainly a welcome change from the Feelings In The Form of Carbohydrates i’ve been enjoying these past few days

come ON

imagine devoting your entire life to being good at catching footballs and you achieve your ultimate goal of being a wide receiver in the national football league and then every week you get to watch chase and higgins effortlessly make everything you have ever worked for look like useless shit

penning a new ditty about a peevish cpa who believes his line of work as his true love. choosin’ taxes coming to a radio near you

listening to Numb, But I Still Feel it by the american rock band Title Fight from Kingston, Pennsylvania makes me want to kool-aid man a brick wall

this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 19,1960

nancy: do you want to meet me at the southwestern ohio instructional technology association? sluggo: