Peewee Ramone
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Scientist in real life but not online, high-functioning slacker, 3 tiny shit posters wearing a trenchcoat. Treaty 6 territory 🇨🇦 immigrant living in Berlin. Skeeting infrequently into the void for my own amusement.
Beastie Boys ft DJ Hurricane & Cypress Hill - So Whatcha Want (live '92) Adam Yauch was born today in 1964! RIP MCA. Still feeling the loss. Live on Arsenio! With DJ Hurricane and B-Real taking verses! "Sweeter than a cherry pie with ready whip topping" youtu.be/M2BEGgFfocw?...
Beastie Boys - So Whatcha Want (feat. Cypress Hill & DJ Hurricane) (Live Arsenio Hall 1992) (HQ)
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The best YouTube channel ever made has just dropped another of the best YouTube videos ever made. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGt7...
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in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this
“No way to prevent this, says person specifically empowered to prevent this”
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterdayCornyn: "As to the idea it could be revived in the future, I think it's highly unlikely that could happen without the cooperation of the DOJ. And I think Mr Blanche gave us the assurances that it was dead and would not be revived and in this case we have no alternative but to take his word" 🙃
A few years ago, I was trying to explain to my sister why John Goodman is hot and she told me she didn’t get it, but then her eyes widened and she said “Wait, did he play Pacha in The Emperor‘s New Groove?” And I said yes, and a look of realization and awe came over her face. She got it.
Mara Wilson@marawilson.bsky.social · 23h agoThe things I have heard, and have said myself, about John Goodman 
Shock: Oh no, they shipped DHL Denial: I got a USPS code so maybe it's not with DHL? Anger: DHL is gonna lose my shit again Bargaining: Does the DHL website seem better? Guilt: Buying local would have avoided DHL Depression: It's gone. It's gone. It's gone Acceptance: DHL app says Thursday now
Turn a film into a film about shitting yourself by adding a letter: Poopstar: Never Stop Never Stopping
Brainmage.itch.io@brainmage.bsky.social · yesterdayTurn a film into a film about shitting yourself by adding a letter: Logan's Runs
Jaws is done entirely in stop motion, Robert Dr Niro and Al Pacino play the drunks.
there are definitely downsides to the nuclear block but the reason I keep coming back to it as necessary and good is that it completely ruined the whole MAGA engagement model to the point that they prefer to mock us from the nazi bar rather than come here to troll us directly
John Scalzi@scalzi.com · 2d agoBluesky oldheads will remember that brief period of time when the conservative trolls tried to storm the place and were flummoxed by the idea they would have to organically grow an audience and that someone who didn't want to talk to them could nuke every interaction they ever had from orbit
Here's Masuke this morning. He looks like he's having fun walking! I'll post more about my daily life with Masuke soon.
RIGHT: we're poisoning society to death so it can be replaced with one that exists only to enable our violent fantasies LEFT: we must strengthen society by expanding social services and expelling those who seek to kill it CENTER: so... the right gets what? nothing?? come on. let em kill it a little
Why do they never put the real number - $1.776 billion - right up at the top? It really drives home the point that the entire idea is someth Trump thought up while sitting on the toilet.
The New York Times@nytimes.com · 3d agoPresident Trump said on Saturday that he would revive a proposal for a $1.8 billion so-called anti-weaponization fund that would compensate his supporters if the Senate fails to confirm Todd Blanche as attorney general, reigniting a dispute over the settlement.
Iowa Writers Workshop has existed for 90 years. CNN just discovered it
Next version of the Odyssey I want to see: written, directed and starring Danny McBride
“Honus, please stop going on about ’keeping butts away from children.’ You’re going to get your poor brother killed!”
Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 7d agoHere’s another great baseball name, and older brother of Hall of Famer Honus Wagner, it’s Butts, the third baseman of the Brooklyn Bridegrooms
i smoked some jazz lettuce and got explosive Chick Corea FOLKS
552) MrTeabot. A Teabot variant that pities the fool who don't drink tea. Like all Teabots, it won't accept any other beverage except, in this case, milk for some reason. Don't even try to take it abroad on holiday with you, unless you go by boat. #SmallRobotsRemastered
Dr. Ron Vara showed conclusively that hydroxychloroquine reduced COVID symptoms by 6000%
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.Peter Navarro: "I had a million doses of hydroxychloroquine in warehouses as the defense policy coordinator that I was trying to distribute to hospitals. And Fauci got the FDA stop me from doing that."
The Putin regime was relying on Trump putting the screws to Ukraine to force a capitulation. And Trump and Vance honestly tried, but the EU stepped up. And when Russia wouldn't stop anyway, Trump got angry at them for not giving him a "I stopped a war" propaganda win as a personal favor.
Anton Gerashchenko@antongerashchenko.bsky.social · last wk.Russian propagandists and Solovyev are furious over the latest news. They've turned on Donald Trump, calling him the U.S. president who imposed the toughest sanctions ever on Russia. They're calling to close U.S. embassies, confiscate everything in sight, and push the red button.
The moral of the story”Ebenezer” is going to be that his only mistake was not buying the local newspaper and forcing it to print pro-Scrooge content forever.
Kat Tenbarge@kattenbarge.bsky.social · last wk.There’s an even more sinister angle to Johnny Depp’s ongoing “comeback” tour as the new Scrooge—it’s a Paramount production and part of a slate of Ellison-backed conservative cultural takeover attempts. It’s angled around MeToo rejection and the manosphere. spitfirenews.com/p/johnny-dep...
If I was one of Trump’s bootlickers, I would be a bit worried seeing how much fun he’s having giving this eulogy.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.Trump takes issue with the Lindsey Graham eulogy he's reading: "Virtually everyone liked Lindsey. Well, not everybody. But it sounds good. I have to be honest. I have to veer from this for a second."
Homie I write Black centered speculative fiction! My first novel is a supernatural voyage through the south operating aout of a voodoo framework, my novella is a hip hop work set in Morocco amidst bread riots whose protagonist is a feral child who becomes a DJ. So y’all check my shit out!
folukeifejola @folukeifejola.bsky.social · last wk.I argue here that Black-centred speculative fiction is not just entertainment but a vital method for imagining our way beyond the racial and colonial structures that Euro-modern law struggles to overcome. As such, it should be an integral part of legal education. folukeafrica.com/law-racial-j...
Update: citing new developments, Fox pundits have now decided that it is, indeed, a work of genius.
kids, i have something exciting to tell you. I just financed a cybertruck through x the everything app. also your mom left
