BrandEver

@brandever.bsky.social

I assume any profile following this boring account is bot spam. If you follow me without giving me a good reason why, I will report your account as spam and block you. Bluesky currently provides no method for removing followers.

New Illustration: "We Beat 'Em Before..." Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.

A propaganda poster in a painterly style. At the top there is a Nazi soldier in a faded grey with his hands raised at the point of a bayonet. Above him it says "We beat 'em before.." Below him in darker grey is an ICE agent in the same posture, with a hand pushing back at him, its palm out in a "stop" gesture. Below it says "We'll beat 'em again!"

COUNT I Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall. COUNT II The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???

The Alt National Park Service account calls itself the official "resistance" team of the US National Park Service. With 887k followers, is one of the biggest accounts on Bluesky. It is the 11 most followed account according to some trackers. This thread will dive into its activity. 🧵 1/x.

The Alt National Park Service account.  887 thousand followers.
"The officla 'Resistance' team of the U.S. National Park Service.  Our Website:  www.ourparks.org

leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control

Holy shit investors are dumb. Doubling production is meaningless when NOBODY WANTS THEM. They already had parking lots full of unsold cars BEFORE he showed the world he was a Nazi sympathizer.

A graph showing Tesla's stock price, which shows a 6.58% increase so far today. Below the chart it says:
"TSLA is Up
Tesla is trading higher after CEO Elon Musk's announcement to double US vehicle production, leading to a 6.4% surge and bullish institutional signals.
Today at 5:25AM"

Oh ffs. Yo! THIS PERSON IS NOT A FED EMPLOYEE! They may luv Nat’l Parks & selling their related merch, & that’s fine. What’s not fucking fine is blatantly misrep’ing oneself as a NPS employee FOR YEARS (during Trump terms) to hock stickers & t-shirts by exploiting the plight of other people…

Blue Sky post by @altnps.bsky.social: “Trump administration is planning to use polygraphs to assess federal employee loyalty. There is a way to manipulate polygraph results, and we will provide guidance to coalition members. Polygraph results are not admissible in court due to their potential for false positives and negatives.”

Almost 800,000 people on here are following a totally-not-real account claiming it's a group of rogue park workers and who are now posting cryptic nonsense to make it seem like they're sending messages to the deep state. Also they're selling resistance merch. WTF are we doing man?

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I now have more bot followers than people I follow. Only one of them I assume is real because one of the prominent people I follow follows them, I'm not sure why they followed me though. The rest I have reported and blocked but they still show up as followers on my profile. Very cool, very fun

You're laughing, Darth Vader is dead and you're laughing. He had two kids and his wife died in child birth, yes he oversaw the literal destruction of an entire planet, I mean he legit blew it up into a million pieces, but he was a family man first and foremost.

It’s interesting that the emojis show the earth from three angles 🌎 🌍 🌏 but not the fourth. Though 🔵 is a fair approximation of what it would look like. People underestimate the Pacific.

A picture of the earth showing the pacific ocean. You can see hawaii and New Zealand. Also the edge of antarctica, australia, and north and south america...but barely.