one of our more hilarious American misconceptions is that a guy can't have a lot of money AND be stupid
Brian C. Baer
@briancbaer.bsky.social
Part-time He-Man movie historian. (40, he/him)
I thought the collapse of civilization would be a lot more sudden, this is taking forever.
This November, THE LEGACY OF ZORRO will be released from @bigfinish.bsky.social. Continuing the story that began in THE MASK OF ZORRO and THE LEGEND OF ZORRO, writing this audio drama was quite literally a dream come true. www.bigfinish.com/news/v/the-r...
The Return of Zorro! | Big Finish Productions
Originally created by Johnston McCulley in 1919, the swashbuckling swordsman Zorro defends the people of nineteenth-century California against corrupt authori
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It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better
I know it gave Krusty a heart attack but I want this pork so bad
I think the world is ready for a BEASTMASTER reboot, one where Dar says things like “Doggo” and “Him’s a good boy”.
Beastmaster Sword
Alt: Beastmaster Sword-swinging gif
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Garth Marenghi: I Hope You're Sitting Uncomfortably
Alt: Garth Marenghi: I Hope You're Sitting Uncomfortably
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Nanoraptor@nanoraptor.danamania.com · 2mo agoYou suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?
Our buddy @bjcolangelo.bsky.social needs a little help from her friends (and I'm a bully). BJ needs what is, essentially, a full mouth replacement thanks to cancer radiation. We can't eliminate the dental trauma, but we can help with the life-altering debt. www.gofundme.com/f/bj-needs-a...
Donate to BJ Needs A New Mouth (Keep Her Yappin'), organized by Amelia Emberwing
If you're reading this, you're not new to the fact that eventually the "pass … Amelia Emberwing needs your support for BJ Needs A New Mouth (Keep Her Yappin')
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why Do they only make gritty reboots of IP aimed at boys. Where is the evil care bear film
33 years later, let's all just admit that opening the World Wide Web to the public was a mistake
One of my favorite days of the year! Maybe this time I’ll make my husband watch
Years ago, I had to play loud movies to distract the pets from fireworks. Now they’re not bothered by loud noises, and I have trauma. Any LOUD movie recommendations for the 4th?
I still say if you must do a reboot of Escape from New York you flip it. Manhattan is fully a gated community for the rich now. Someone hires a mercenary to spirit away a relative from an abusive partner. And the chase is on to survive the night against several private security details.
I somehow just learned that they filmed the new #MastersOfTheUniverse movie in the same town where Hot Fuzz was shot.
Today, THE BURNING celebrates its 45th anniversary. Obviously the Weinstein connection sucks, but it’s a movie I like more and more every time I give it a rewatch and Savini’s work rules. from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io/shear-terror... Shares and/or subs would be appreciated! Cheers!
Shear Terror: 45 Years of The Burning
Exploring horror, film, and pop culture, all while celebrating the creators, history, and artistry that keep the genre alive.
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I love seeing so many people celebrating May the 4th with fun, cheesy Star Wars knockoffs. I’d join in, but I just watched Battle Beyond the Stars the other day and I’m not sure anything could match that.
a group of white aliens with three eyes are standing in a row .
Alt: a group of white aliens with three eyes are standing in a row . When one eats a hot dog, they all do.
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The real test of the new Masters of the Universe movie is how Kermit the Frog would look in He-Man's costume
Mattel hated Masters of the Universe (1987) so much, they pulled the plug on a sequel. But since Cannon already had all of the sets, locations, and costumes ready to go, they had to do something. So they made Cyborg with Jean Claude Van Damme. The bad guy is even wearing Blade's chainmail shirt.
Ben@franzferdinand2.bsky.social · 4mo agoWhat's your "He actually broke his toe here" thing? The factoid you can't help but share whenever it comes up. For me, it's how the punk on the bus in Star Trek IV actually wrote and recorded the song that he's playing because he was annoyed the original song they had didn't sound punk at all.
Wow. And I thought I was the only person who still celebrated Masters of the Universe Day. Very cool to see Mattel and Amazon championing a good cause on this, our most sacred holiday.
Help Kids Unleash Their Inner Power
Together, the Masters of the Universe film, Mattel and Amazon are partnering with Save the Children to unlock kids' potential in the hardest-to-reach places around t...
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Brian C. Baer@briancbaer.bsky.social · 4mo ago38 days until the new MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE movie! But more than that, today is officially "Masters of the Universe Day". It was declared in 1987 in Los Angeles to celebrate the Power Tour, an absolutely batshit live theatrical experience I wish I could've seen.
38 days until the new MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE movie! But more than that, today is officially "Masters of the Universe Day". It was declared in 1987 in Los Angeles to celebrate the Power Tour, an absolutely batshit live theatrical experience I wish I could've seen.
Reminder that WB sold this film to Ketchup Entertainment. Meaning if you go see it WB gets nothing and everyone wins except David Zaslav. 🫶https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-43VeYGiPM&feature=youtu.be&themeRefresh=1
Coyote vs. ACME | Official Trailer
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Fuck it. I'm going to start wearing a dumb sci-fi jumpsuit right now. Somebody's got to be the trendsetter.
Brett Nicholson@aggiebrett.bsky.social · 5mo agoFuturists remain absolutely convinced that jumpsuits are going to be everywhere ten years from tomorrow.