asking couples who is the guts and who is the griffith in the relationship
Bee
@bumblingbee.bsky.social
they/them posts so bad you're gonna miss twitter
asking couples who is the tom and who is the jerry in the relationship
Oh great. Rolled 1s on my d20 sex dice. Now I have to suck my own dick. Wife is not happy
it’s like an scp object too. you can’t avoid its power. before i look at it i’m always idealistic and high minded like why are we pitting ourselves against each other like this then i see the chart and i’m like who the FUCK is shipping james and lily potter in 2026
the ao3 tradition where they release the top 100 ships of the year with gender and race data and have extremely mean battles over whose fanfic is the most ethical is one of my favourite traditions on the internet
How the fuck are we as a society still constantly failing the bar of Maneater Mildred
Just got to pet a bee as it went down for a nap on a wildflower. Life doesn't get much better than this
the malfeasant dastards of “the public” have “ratfucked” me once again
Just saw a shirt reading "Believe In Yourself Gym Work" which I was very disappointed to realize did NOT say "Gym Worm"
this is the coolest thing i’ve ever seen put out by playboy & this is legit info, so definitely save the image if you party to any degree!
Playboy@playboy.com · 2w agoStreet drugs are cheaper and stronger than they’ve ever been, and they’re far more likely to kill you. The government’s advice hasn’t changed much since Nancy Reagan, but drugs have. Now, scientists are writing their own rules and we have a guide here. Read more: www.playboy.com/read/politic...
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Jamie McKelvie@mckelvie.bsky.social · 3w agoI want to visit Japan for many reasons, but the current highest is the possibility of meeting Robin the island cat: www.instagram.com/p/DajMhZNk6t8/
Shoutouts to the topless transfemme who didn't leave the pit for 4 bands straight. Love your hustle
Thinking a lot about Umurangi Generation today, for no particular reason
JK Rowling has used her wealth to stoke the fires of a worldwide pogrom against trans people to where she's silenced a Holocaust scholar after JK engaged in Holocaust denial & now done the same to Amnesty International for their warning about trans eradication, but keep buying your Harry Potter crap
Every time this goes around I’m stunned that there are still people who’ve never seen it, this performance is to drag what the Mona Lisa is to paintings, but maybe you’ve never seen the Mona Lisa, so today is the day you shall behold it
Eric Ansley Díaz@geekboyeric.bsky.social · 4w agoRIP Bonnie Tyler. And RIP Tandi Iman Dupree. This remains the best stage entrance by a drag queen of all time, even some 25 years later, and the best use of Tyler’s “Holding Out for a Hero” ever. youtu.be/IHQA5vqn6rw?...
Here’s the part we all want to know which is behind the paywall. You’re welcome.
Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 4w ago“As part of this update, public Instagram profiles are now automatically opted into being fodder for generative AI remixes. All someone has to do is tag your account’s profile in a prompt—if it’s public—and they can use Meta AI to generate an image using your likeness.”
getting "the matrix surgery" (my mouth sealed shut and a technobug injected into me; later, carrie ann moss will suck it out with a raygun tube in the back of car on a rainy night)
“It looks like you have your adblocker on :(” it looks like you can suck both my balls from the back