"The language is that of Statistics, which I will not utter here. But this in the Common Tongue is what is said, close enough: One Model to rule them all, One Model to find them, One Model to fit them all and in the GLM bind them."
I'm inserting a comment in the manuscript about us using one overall statistical model, not fitting lots of separate models. And feeling sorely tempted to write "one model to fit them all and in the analyses bind them".