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every time i’m at the movies and see a preview for “Digger” i feel like it’s a hallucination my brain is generating as i die
blue line hit the brakes so hard at Clark/Lake that nearly everyone fell 😭
ok but why is Union Park still fenced off 5 days after ARC?
It’s illegal to celebrate Rosh Hashanah in Chicago without posting this picture.
that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends.
People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson
NOH8 Campaign@noh8campaign.bsky.social · last wk.Gillian Anderson shared that she identifies as pansexual, saying in a new interview, “Pan, as in pansexual, as in attracted to all genders.” Anderson has spoken openly about her attraction to women and sexual fluidity for years, and now says pansexual is the label that fits her #NOH8
Whoever came up with Joe Camel should get advertising’s most prestigious award and also be sent to prison.
Rachel Chatrooms@crabitha.slutmo.de · 5mo agolike damn you can hear that R&B
what if we kissed at the strip mall McDonald's in Bridgeport
When Vincent Kartheiser (Pete from Mad Men) was a twink in the 90s he looked like a lesbian who cut a trail of ruin through a mid-size metropolitan area.
My ventra card took 2 taps to work and now I feel like the worst person on earth for holding everyone up
new pedestrian island going in at Ashland and Chicago 🤩
Sheridan is really surprising to me given the proximity of the cemeteries and various parking lots!
Alex@acannon.bsky.social · 3w agoPopulation closest to each rail station in the city (up to 0.5 miles away). A Humboldt Park station would rank 6th overall and be the highest Metra station.
Driving a car in a city should feel like the equivalent of having a loaded gun pointed in your face. Driving a bike and walking and taking transit should feel like really good sex or taking a hot shower after a week of camping in the woods during winter or like holding a gun to a driver's face.
my new neighbors drive a gigantic SUV 🤮 why even move to the city?
