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apropos of nothing, we made a board game review that can physically implode your board game collection. if you watch it, your entire kallax (or billy) might crumble into chipboard debris, inseparably mixed with meeples and cubes, littered all over your home. we'll try not to upload it, no promises

Tim Clare@timclare.bsky.social · 10h ago

I'm fascinated by this new form of PR that's emerged with LLM companies where they leak stories like 'our product spontaneously assembled an army of domestic appliances & announced it would exterminate the lowly hairless apes - we barely managed to pull the plug' to imply it's really powerful

What's happening is that bit in A Christmas Carol where Ebeneezer Scrooge sees that nobody wanted to be at his funeral, but instead of changing their ways they're demanding that Bob Cratchit post #jesuisRodLiddle on Bluesky, an app for sports that they only visit to screenshot leftists being rude.

Very close to the end of the family home being auctioned off, which is a profound sadness to me. If you happen to find a million quid down the back of the sofa, and could possibly lend it to me for a bit, that would be great.

As hovis/kingsmill pivot to Microsoft-like branding, we can expect that new but worse versions of bread will be released every year as people try and keep their old loaf. Eventually they will be acquired by MS and you'll have to ask copilot to generate you your sliced white.

Creative Boom@creativeboom.com · yesterday

Two of Britain's biggest bread brands are now one business – and BrandOpus gave it an identity with no wheat in sight 👀 www.creativeboom.com/news/hovis-a...

The new Hovis Bakeries corporate identity – lead visual for the merged business.

Not personal: e.g. IMO, this work is incoherent, superficial and badly-written. Personal: e.g. You're ugly. You're hideous. Your tattoos are ugly. You're a bitter old woman. You're jealous. You're evil. You're ungrateful. You should shut up forever. I hope you die. I hope this helps!