[under breath] holy fuckin shit

The racism that people just casually accept or take a part in against Muslims is insane.

OK! Magazine@okmagazine.com · last wk.

Patricia Heaton backed a petition urging Mayor Zohran Mamdani to be barred from New York City's 25th 9/11 anniversary.

Had no idea.

Happy Mitch McConnell is Dead Eve!

The Origin of Creed:

Hail Sagan ™️@hailsagan42069.bsky.social · last wk.

years of "cancel culture" and yet we continue to have a very visible culture???

Long live the new flesh. Same as the old flesh

Only In Boston@onlyinbos.bsky.social · 2w ago

The potholes are so big in Boston right now that you can see that our streets once used to be all cobblestone... 📸: @leeannskitchen

"Go home, science girl." "I am home." "Good. Stay there."

It's pretty sad John Cleese died 10 years ago. RIP. 🙏

[eleanor rigby voice] connecticut bigfoot hids in the woods outside Lyme but is spotted by rubes doesn't have boobs

Miles Klee 🦉@milesklee.bsky.social · 2w ago

FAKE NEWS, BIGFOOT HAS PROPORTIONALLY BIG NATURALS

What do you mean before he was Scrooge he was Ebenezer those are just his first and last names lol

DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 3w ago

First poster for ‘EBENEZER’, a new film based on ‘A Christmas Carol’ starring Johnny Depp. “Before he was Scrooge, he was Ebenezer”

Odysseus and his men landing on an island where they have to play basketball against the Harlem Globetrotters

in the late 2000s people used to say "the Internet is forever" meaning online evidence of wrongdoing never fades, but that turned out to be very wrong. this shit is mad ephemeral. I executed a family of six with a claw hammer in 2013 and there's no evidence because I uploaded the vid in flash player

Made a list.

"Comic accurate Mystique!" Girl, comic Mystique doesn't have those scales all over her face. Try again.

Boy. You can't say he didn't put his whole Odussy into it

Dang they really got a category for everything

Just realized that two of the six flags over Texas are playing a World Cup match down the street from Six Flags Over Texas.

before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. that way, you can sell the second one to fund your journey. follow me for more Revenge Grindset tips and tricks

About to make myself a BLT minus L&T. That's right: just mayo and bacon on toast. I already barely trusted vegetables before! Who needs 'em?

A little bummed to open my phone to find no one died. Thought we were on a roll. Bad one, good one, no one?? Ah well.

"Most of you know him as the homophobic Senator from South Carolina, but to me he will always be the man who paid a twinky pre-transition college student a fat stack of cash to do unspeakable things to him in a hotel room while he wore red lingerie." www.advocate.com/politics/jes...

In Viral Post, Author Jesse James Rose Opens Up About Anti-LGBTQ+ Senator Lindsey Graham Allegedly Hiring Her for Sex Work

​Rose alleged, with a hand-raising emoji, that Graham paid a “twinky pre-transition college student a fat stack of cash” for a meetup.

advocate.com

*humming the Jurassic Park theme while quietly weeping*

Moist Owlet (Antibacterial)@g-sharp-major.bsky.social · last yr.

*humming the Jurassic Park theme while squirting shaving cream into my hand*

mandatory reading

Ah man, this is like the polar opposite feeling of yesterday’s wake up news

I've got to say the difference between yesterday's death and today's is stark. Don't be a huge piece of shit, I guess. I wonder who will be dead when I wake up tomorrow?