Two Deer Lying Down by Franz Marc, 1912 https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137725
i always forget this was the original for this format. significantly funnier
woolly bears will see a busy pathway and say is anyone going to crawl across this really slowly and not wait for an answer
humanity's oldest storage technology is the humble yet practical Heap
one of my favorite tweets of all time
wait katy perry tried to buy a convent but it became a property dispute with the nuns who were trying to buy it back as well and it became a years-long legal dispute and one of the nuns (in the courtroom), one who had begged katy to “please stop” (i am unsure of when) JUST DIED IN THE COURT???
It is too late, I have already depicted myself as the άνθρωπος ίσχυρός and you as the άνθρωπος παρθένος 🫵
Fat bear "week"? tbh I think they should get more time than that
very weird thing about being "in public online" for like, 15 whole years now is sometimes you'll run into a person who fully has a tulpa of you living in their home. and the problem is that the tulpa is not pulling its weight around the house and that person is now mad at ME for some reason
¡Buenos días y bienvenidos, mis amigos! It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these, people like you should be enjoying the weather~ 🎨 @jankapnoc.bsky.social
I do not dare "view full thread" This is perfect as it is
"I’m not here to make friends" -guy with no friends
Too late. I’ve already depicted you as the raging, screaming snow leopard and myself as the stoic, unbothered snow leopard
they’re taking ken paxton off life support tonight