i think vanessa carlton's thousand miles piano just did that

(most suffering person on eaeth voice) air quality index so bad i gotta run on a treadmill again

"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!

This is my 4th time trying to get into the Expanse and I just can’t get past this goddamn hat. You’re in space bro why do you look like a ska band bass player

due to historical consonant shifts, in his time he actually would have pronounced it "vincent van goku"

Roy Scheider... we lost the recipe

Harrison Ford, the actor behind loveable scoundrels Han Solo and Indiana Jones, started his career as an on-set carpenter. That makes him a roguelike deckbuilder.

as a feminist i actually think women would be prettier if they smiled less

dog owners when asked to give their dog less than 400 miles of leash on a busy sidewalk

forums are still the best thing online

do you think saoirse ronan's ever going to find a daimyo

the Twelve Years' Truce is extremely funny

i used to think i hated fleetwood mac but it turns out i just hate Landslide

They keep telling me media literacy is dead but then I see videos like this and I know it jot to be true

getting in my "nostalgia is a dull knife at the achilles of present joy" mindset

There are Bundanyabbas everywhere for those with the eyes to see

Almost no one ever in your entire life of riding public transport has the desire or means to kill you but every single driver on the road would splash your guts across the pavement to get to the next red light 30 seconds sooner.

Haha, oh sorry, I was on mute. I was saying I worry I’ve permanently worn down all the charming edges of myself that others didn’t like and I’ve become dull like a riverstone—and perhaps the only way to make new edges is to fragment into smaller and smaller pieces until nothing is left.

i do not need data on things that i did. i was there

Must feel so good for text after you hit ctrl-x, floating in liminal space, before ctrl-v thrusts it back onto the desolate page

permanent daylight savings doesn't go far enough

at some point this mutated from "funny post" to "personal motto"

i could easily be a pediatric emergency room doctor. i would win a gold medal

Bethany Albertson@albertsonb2.bsky.social · 3w ago

Thought experiment- if you were suddenly appointed to do your sibling’s job, how badly would you suck at it?

my proof of the twin prime conjecture is that it just wouldnt make sense otherwise

nothing against megan rapinoe the human but megan rapinoe the train announcement has got to fuckin go

thought terminating cliches are really useful though

in local transit if someone calls the station south of pioneer square "CID" thats an easy tell that they don't know ball

the nazi murderer for hire also committed heinous crimes in his personal life?

the soft animal of my body can put a fucking sock in it