Look who arrived today! Partner ordered it when we won, and has given it up as an internet scam, but it was a nice surprise! #Champions #COYG #Gunnersaurus
That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas?
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
Fantastic start to the day. Check the Guardian. "Well-connected Melbourne businessman" raped someone but gets anonymity. Checked FB. Lovely bloke killed his girlfriend. Check BSky. Family man killed his wife and kids and himself. Of course women should be scared. How the fuck can they tell?
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
A man in Croatia killed his two children, put his house on fire, and then killed himself while his wife was at work, cause he *heard* she was cheating on him. That's why we still need feminism in 2026.
The phrase "everyone agrees <xxx> is a scumbag, but they will be our scumbag" can be used in way too many facets of reality right now.
I have been informed that I will not be purchasing the Arsenal kit today. I have also been informed that I am not to make any purchases and partner and daughter are sick of me ruining surprises for my birthday and its the second time and I can buy the other shirt with the badges for fathers day.
Not being funny, but there’s now been three non-cheating premier league champions in my lifetime I think. Glad ones my fellas. Wild one isn’t Leicester. Begrudgingly Arsenal and Manchester United also here.
if this is what you consider "trying to sound smart" you must get your mind blown every time you talk to elementary schoolers
From when Paul the Trombonist accidentally texted his wife with voice transcription on while practicing:
lauren@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · last wk.say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
Calling on the Irish government and state agencies to immediately close their X accounts. Continued use of a fascist agitator's social media site is both incompatible with democratic values and immoral.
I have an idea for an anti smart-glasses device. I would love to POC it. Unlike Meta (which started as a girl ranking app), I have considered the downsides and potential for accidental harm, and decided against it. Hmm. Maybe I could just delete the green lasers and strobe light...
Honestly, changing his name to Vini Gabi Jr on socials 1hr before the announcement would be an amazing move 😂
Charsenal@charsenal.com · 2w agoWe’ll know the transfer is on when his name changes to “Gabi Jr.” on socials
Hang on guys, Macca seems to know a lot about football! He's here to give his analysis on all our opinions! Holy shit! I am sure I am not alone in having waited for this day! Cannot wait to hear what you have to say! So excited!
Macca@macca77.bsky.social · 2w agoI am sick of internet “fans” who know fuck all about football, posting utter shit Get back when you actually go to Arsenal games 🖕
Elon Musk: *says something stupid and implausible* The general public: Fuck me, that’s stupid and implausible, what a loser. The media: Is there no end to this man’s genius! 😮
This non-European can comprehend a drinks break when temperatures demand it, but mandating the break in an air conditioned stadium is ridiculous. You are giving a tactical timeout which changes the game into 4 quarters for every game. It releases pressure, and makes it less intense. Huge change.
Danny Page@danny.page · 2w agothe european mind cannot comprehend a short break to go get a drink
Meta are sending Fucko the Knife Robot to stab you in the knee. To disable go to Accounts> Settings> Robots> Knife Robots> Fucko> Opt Out
Australian broadcaster on hot mic after Trump crashes Spain’s World Cup trophy presentation: “They’re gonna edit him out of that”
It is crazy to say this about the Argentinean team. They're not babies. They might be soft like babies. They might cry like babies. They might even throw little tantrums if they don't get their way. But they're full-ass adults. And their coach should talk to them, actually.
Kat Abughazaleh@katmabu.bsky.social · 2w agoI cannot overstate how much I hate when people are dicks about babies crying in public (especially airplanes). Do you think the parent is having a good time right now?? Do you think they are not aware of the situation??? Are you going to negotiate with a literal infant????
Rice looking good and fit out there. Did the physios put him in a bowl of mobile phones?
Can there not be acknowledgement that Petro state teams can have 20+ "first team" players, and other teams need to run them into the ground for a title. City had injuries last season and spent 100M on Semenyo and Guehi in summer which noone else can afford. bsky.app/profile/cogg...
Grace Robertson 🏳️⚧️@graceonfootball.com · 3w agothe number of arsenal fans i see whining about players dealing with international minutes and it's like, come on lol.
For more than 1 reason, Djed Spence seems to have garnered a lot of praise in this WC. I haven't watched a single minute, but have heard his name mentioned with positivity on multiple occasions. Sp*rs or not, seems a good dude and a player with heart.
Been waiting a week on my new coffee beans, and relying on my low quality "backup" beans I bought for cold brew. Not bad, just cheap dark roast. Instantly made me happier. Thankyou coffee!
Ok AWFC, that looks great in attack. Should be a lot more potent. 10/10 ❤️ Now for LCB or RCB or both. Injury prone Lotte, Leah, and a recovering Reid isn't great, and we don't have Codina now. No Katie either. It's basically Steph as the only reliable option, and she has had a few issues as well.
Just saw Kyra's update. That's enough social media for me now. Go hug your mum if it's appropriate.