Assigned just a little guy at birth

currently clawing my way through the coals of the ninth layer of hell

i usually do like 25(or sometimes 60) flights on the stairmaster as my warmup at the gym but after seeing Resident Evil i WILL be changing it to 28 flights cuz..... duh 🤷🏻 (with the soundtrack on, of course)

GODZILLA DOING ITS THING...

i went to sell plasma the other day and had to redo my physical and the dr doing it said "it says you're down 35lbs since your last appointment... intentional or did something happen to you?" and i haven't been able to stop thinking about how fucking funny it was

porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.

It's not "a love triangle", is it. It's never a love triangle. It's a love > at most

why make burger taller when you can make burger wider?

ive been saying there’s sexual tension btwn Godzilla and Ghidorah for a long time now and everyone is like “that’s not canon wah wah wah” but now for the first time they’re making an R rated Godzilla & guess who’s in it. finally they’re gonna show us their complicated and toxic love story!!!

eating caramel corn in the spirit of an entity of some kind

just clocked in at the torture factory i sure hope they don't torture me today

you shouldn't take an iced coffee to a job interview because you shouldn't be trying to get a job. you should be digging an enormous pit or a complex system of tunnels

telling people im working on a memoir is a sick humiliation ritual Everytime

A marine biologist films this octopus changing colors while dreaming and it’s spectacular

i wanna throw up lmao this contract getting violated and me losing $1600 I needed to be able to get through has me so stressed out i can barely function (:

hey so it's actually very Not Cool to be a miserable sad sack piece of shit that no one likes to be around

haven't been regularly misgendered in years and it's happened 4 times in the last 72hrs 🤡🤡🤡

What I'm bringing to the job interview

Anna Orridge@anna-orridge.bsky.social · 2d ago

what I'm bringing to the job interview.

Whatever you do, don't smoke an entire brisket at a job interview, it's a lot of equipment to bring in, it takes a really long time to do it right and those conference rooms have notoriously poor ventilation

been working on a mask build for a film im working next week and im in tears rn 😂 sent this video of it to my director (and homie) and didn't realize til now that the sound was on still so you can just hear Get Low BLASTING through my house at 2am

i luv u guys thank u for being my friends and helping take care of me through Hell 🖤

comparing specs of appliances or tools? I could not imagine a worse way to spend hobby time. I will use the wrong tool from an old hobby to do the same job only slower and more poorly

there are only three narratives in fiction: 1) the hero's journey 2) a stranger comes to town 3) a greedy developer is going to tear down our beloved community center...UNLESS we put on the greatest breakdance show this town's ever seen

next time u catch him cheating and he suggests “opening things up”, you can bring up Snapple facts style that even fucking cockroaches are monogamous.

being so insecure that you can’t wear anything fun during Wear Something Funny Month is like a toxic level of insecurity. don’t bring around me.

no one is too cool for a costume or at the very least, a fun pair of earrings or a goofy hat.

not dressing up for Halloween but still participating in Halloween and autumnal events is sinister to me. why aren’t you having fun. why isn’t that person being silly with us. why are they here if they aren’t silly. are we safe I don’t feel safe.

there is an amount of cringe-y rainbows & butterflies energy one has to direct towards the self to ever be well enough to enjoy the good times.