Crary
@crary.bsky.social
He/him. Originally from the Finger Lakes, moved to the Canadian prairie. Not because it rhymes with my name, but I don't mind that. Lawyer in two countries, competent adult in neither.
the Wikipedia entry for axolotls reads like a Cake song
A gracious concession: “I want to congratulate Abdul El-Sayed on winning the Democratic nomination for U.S. Senate. He is a doctor, a community health official, a Rhodes Scholar, and a dedicated Michigander. I am proud to offer my support as he takes on Mike Rogers in the general election…
media when maga wins an election: we must travel the country and speak to these voters and extend empathy to them and give credence to their bigotry and false beliefs media when the left wins an election: is this the end of the american experiment
One should always try to practice law such that they never need to invoke the Latin phrase "nunc pro tunc."
DOJ misses deadline to file formal answer or move to dismiss in @katiephang.bsky.social suit re Epstein docs. Asks for retroactive extension. Doc: www.documentcloud.org/documents/28...
Funny how having to prove your assertions can change things.
Trump: “I disagree 100% with Jeanine Pirro on the Reflecting Pool. I don’t know what she was thinking? To me, it was a pure case of VANDALISM, that included the grass, which had a big 86 47 emblazoned …There may have been some contractor difficulty, but major damage was caused by VANDALS!”
I try to make my quote-posts a "value adding" proposition, but I will be the first to admit I do not always succeed.
Quote-posting to mock/disagree/start a fight is pretty much always an instablock, just fyi. It's not something conducive to a good-faith discussion, no matter what the intent might be.
Was awesome to join Bloomberg to talk about the lie of AI - everyone's buying into the mag7 believing CapEx is going towards diverse AI demand, when all it's really doing is supporting the circular cloud revenues of two unprofitable, unsustainable AI labs. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHcZ...
Zitron: "Everyone Has Been Sold a Lie" on AI
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Will the Sunday shows do anything about the people who lied to their faces about this? Doug Burgum got indignant when Dana Bash doubted the 350-foot-long knifing story. Will CNN hold him accountable or just invite him back like nothing happened?
FLASH: Justice Dept seeks to dismiss Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool criminal case against former Olympian David Hearn Trump Admin acknowledges: "Damage to the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in June 2026 was the result of flawed installation by the contractor"
It is funny that this person thinks “immigrants defended the union while native born whites sought to destroy it in the name of slavery” is an argument against immigrants being Americans. This is precisely the point, nothing about being born here makes you better bsky.app/profile/aphc...
Another datapoint for the fascist radicalisation of institutional pillars of much of the American Right
This is a great essay. And while I like O, Brother...I must confess I find it kind of boring? That's probably a me issue!
A long while ago, I wrote a pretty good piece on O Brother, Where Are Thou?, lies, & Oz. It was rejected on the explicit grounds that Real Classicists had no interest in engaging with "low-brow shallow comedy". Anyhow, at this moment of #Odyssey reception, here it is. medium.com/@anisestrong...
I can theoretically see how they came to many of the conclusions I came to and wrote tens of thousands of words about months ago in this piece on their own, but it's a little surprising to see the Times write something so similar to a piece I wrote two weeks ago www.wheresyoured.at/the-openai-b...
Three-byline alert: 🚨 “.. a year and a half after his triumphant trip to the White House, Ellison may be poised to become something else: a cautionary tale. .. Ellison is personally worth .. $200 billion less than he was at his peak ..” @nytimes.com $ORCL www.nytimes.com/2026/07/31/m...
Yes, stupid immoral assholes have done far too well for basically forever, but right now, it feels like being a stupid immoral asshole has become the ONLY way to do well. That is a problem.
"Well, that wasn't great ... fair to say Ossoff won that exchange" -- MS NOW reacts to Rep. Mike Collins crashing out and ending a press conference when asked question about his close ties to a prominent neo-Nazi
This is the first passage of Maggie and Swan's book. Consider the agency it sets up. Democrats. Partisanship. Why not focus on the "irony" that Maggie had done propaganda for the man for years? Why make this about Democrats, rather than her complicity?
Good time to remind everyone to block and no longer support anyone who does this. Fascism is a grift. If someone decides that money is better than integrity, their choice is clear. (These people aren’t in need of this to survive. They are already‘comfortable’.)
Someone posted this in slack and I actually thought it was The Onion. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
OK, fine, but: @hormuzletter? Who? An account that was started in December, is based in Europe and has changed its username twice, including in April? Just because it says what you want to hear doesn't mean you should listen.
President Toddler
Reminder: Jimothy is a squonk, and his existence therefore conclusively proves that bigfoot, the Loch Ness monster, Ogopogo, and UFOs are all real. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squonk
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Seen in downtown Cleveland today #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon
So, this is a lot like the Katie Phang lawsuit. I definitely respect the impulse, and while I think standing is a big reach, it's got a theory. Still, I don't expect it to go anywhere. But I was wrong with Ms. Phang, and I hope I am again here. news.bloomberglaw.com/litigation/m...
‘Mueller, She Wrote’ Podcaster Sues DOJ Over $1.8 Billion Fund
The host of the “Mueller, She Wrote” podcast sued the Justice Department Thursday over its creation of the $1.776 billion “Anti-Weaponization Fund,” saying the federal government failed to follow requ...
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Grateful to @justandro.bsky.social and @msmagazine.com for this fantastic, in-depth piece on the latest in my lawsuit against Acting AG Todd Blanche: msmagazine.com/2026/07/29/t...
Trump's Plan to Keep Todd Blanche in Power Raises Stakes in Epstein Files Fight
Blanche's bid to become attorney general permanently has hit a Senate roadblock. President Trump has responded by vowing to keep Blanche in the acting role indefinitely if necessary, ensuring he could...
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This is the most cringe lawyering the world may have ever seen. www.rawstory.com/trump-panics...
Trump panics over E. Jean Carroll's 'irretrievable' plans for $5M payout
President Donald Trump took urgent court action this week against writer E. Jean Carroll, arguing that her use of a $5 million sexual abuse defamation payout would make the funds "irretrievable."A 202...
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