There once was a hitman from Sweden Who was, on the motorway, speedin’ His mark goes unwhacked, For in ironic fact, The killer’s the one who’s left bleedin’
hamster@jurahamster.bsky.social · 19h agoArbeitsunfall (+)
"Mark Hamill, beloved actor best known for his role in The Guyver, will be missed"
People forget that Tim Curry was also good with kids and appreciated a nice break.
best part of garbage day is sampling all the fresh putrescine and cadaverine on the wind
50% tariffs on US whey concentrate, gym bros everywhere weeping, gnashing their teeth
Tech Guy: Nice, my son Machiavelli Hyperdrive just won admission to something called “juvie”
modem hehehe I think u meant to say more dumb just a little technology humor
they're makin sandwiches out of people's asses out there
there's a place here called sarah's nails and when i pass it i say "sarah snails" just thought you should know
hey that's real cool man, check this out youtu.be/x7UG9O9refg?...
Hippo Butt Explosion 10 hours
YouTube video by crazyerko
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Erick the Viking from World Heroes summarizing Vinland Saga.
believe in red who believes in you!
DaddyJew@daddyjew.bsky.social · 5d agobelieve in yourself, dumbass