"This story is about Female Rage, where a woman gets angry over being horribly mistreated and abused, but eventually learns to forgive and move on and be a nurturing kind soul instead of vengeful, which would be masculine and unbecoming---" Shut up. Let women rip out their abuser's spines.

this is maybe the worst thing ive ever written

merritt@merrittk.com · 2y ago

Jar Jar: Meesa no knowing what dat is mister Jedi Qui-Gon: Why don’t you have a taste, Jar Jar? It’s quite safe. But you mustn’t bite

Putting on the heaving naturals vest, blowing my whistle demurely

Working on new terrain

Due to popular request... the oscilloscope can produce mind-boggling effects 2.0 (Kiwi edition)

May May the Nard@maymaythenard.bsky.social · yesterday

Please please please.. we need the Kiwi

Adding to this - we're also looking for a 2D Animator!!!!

Kayla Lakey@temmiiee.bsky.social · 19h ago

I have risen from the dead to let you know that POWERHOUSE ANIMATION IS HIRING!!!! 🚨🚨🚨🗣️🗣️🗣️ We are looking for a Production Accountant Assistant and an IT Assistant. COME WORK WITH ME!!!! i promise i'm super cool 🥺🙏 www.powerhouseanimation.com/careers/

It is your mission as a human being with taste buds to erase every border

lauren@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 4w ago

A Better World Is Possible

Not only was she loudly right about everything and reviled for it, in 2017 O'Connor donated 30 years worth of clothes and makeup to trans girls in Ireland.

Irish Literary Times@irishlittimes.bsky.social · 2w ago

Remembering Sinéad O'Connor, who died three years ago, on July 26, 2023. Photo by Andreas Larsson. #sineadoconnor

The extent to which I would notice it at all would be me being less irritated when I Google something

Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · 20h ago

Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak

i think about this all the time

New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras https://theonion.com/new-evidence-suggests-dinosaurs-had-quinceaneras/

this man should get combat pay bc he was FIGHTING here

How beautiful are these handmade creatures by kinetic artist and paper sculptor Lucy Jean Green! #beautifulbizarre #papersculpture #art

@tallfroguy.bsky.social you seen this shape

Anyway, she posed with her platinum record because she deserves the flex bsky.app/profile/did:...

Pleasebury Doughboy ✨@plsburydoughboy.bsky.social · last wk.

Gotta say Rebecca Black really did get the last laugh

"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!

hey boss. yeah i'm gonna be late again for my job in Myst world, where we live. i forgot which combination of the sixteen valve handwheels in my apartment opens the front door again

a girl with a penis is like an angel with wings. a girl with a pussy is also like an angel but with different wings

Stop saying "log into a portal." Sounds way too cool for what's happening.

Artblock

keep AI out of Paleoart

there's gotta be, right?

Everyone is correctly pointing out how grossly overtextured AI food is but why does it have to add the same yolk or sauce cum dripping down the burgers' thigh like that

🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪@murderxbryan.bsky.social · yesterday

Hey man, maybe just make the sandwiches and take a pic of them.

i have received a very important message

the best way to describe my feelings about people occasionally assuming I'm a trans woman is this Lady Gaga interview where she told Anderson Cooper she doesn't give a fuck because it doesn't matter

It's Textile Tuesday, and you know what that means: a piece by artist Faig Ahmed called "The Dragons of Karabakh" that's woven to look like an antique Central Asian carpet is melting off the wall into a puddle. More about the artist here: faigahmed.com

Almost *everything* you see in this format, whether infinite power cubes or solar powered houses for the homeless that fold out of suitcases or French "bread libraries" for the poor is liberal catnip bullshit by content farms. Stop being idiots. Thank you.