Spent more time hearing about a bull’s libido today than I have — well, ever, in my whole life.
Dana S. Pumpkins 🎃
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Recovering journalist turned marketing god. Humble. Alumna of that one school. Really in to fonts and things that start with W. She/her. 🏳️🌈
I feel like we don’t talk about millennials in particular, hitting our 40s - in earlier generations many of us would be reaching the peak of our careers, but because of disaster after disaster, locust after locust eating our industries, many of us are on our 3rd or 4th fresh start.
Started my day up before the sun and almost getting peed on by a cow. Ended it laughing next to my wife at a musical. Life is weird but I’m here for it.
It would be really nice if the Detroit Lions won tonight cause I like when they win but also because it’s my dad’s birthday so that would be nice for him too. But don’t win by too much. Keep it interesting.
Really love being on calls when my voice breaks like a kid going through puberty. If this cold could leave my body for good now that would be —
Office Space: That Would Be Great
ALT: Office Space: That Would Be Great
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I feel like the fact that he was in the mass auditions in 2013 is not really enough at this point to keep American Idol in the headline.
TROY, Ohio (AP) — Caleb Flynn, a former Ohio music pastor who appeared on “American Idol,” has been convicted of murder in the killing of his wife.
shoving all my work aside to report out what led to this sign
I still feel like a trash panda but at least I might win in fantasty football this week.
Your mom trying to remember the name of that podcast
Trump: "We have the best murder"
Since moving I can’t regularly watch my beloved Lions so I think I’ve decided I’m also going to start rooting for the Bengals.
Being *this* sick during bi visibility week is honestly a bit biphobic.
Alright, time to see what the big deal is about Pluribus.
Hey everyone when someone says something like “I won’t hire you if you bring iced coffee to a job interview!” you can just like, ignore that person.
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Witnessed a miracle at Norte Dame today: A line for the men’s bathroom when there wasn’t one for the women’s restroom.
Nights like tonight I know that being a Detroit Lions fan is the bravest thing I’ve ever done.
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
Niecy Nash could have a side career as a shapewear stylist to the stars
Niecy Nash in Khaled & Marwan at the Emmy Awards. More red carpet later on our site.
I think Mariska Hargitay has actually been a pretty good host, if you think of a host as an affable and eager presence who's a good sport (which I kind of do). She's not a professional comedian, but then, last year it was Nate Bargatze, who is one, and I thought that was agonizing.
Jean Smart delivered another perfect performance, a masterclass of comedy and drama and heart, on this last season of Hacks. No one deserved that Emmy like she did tonight. What a ride indeed. #Emmys
Honestly, "big-name studios can't agree on the premise of the Muppet Show" sounds like the premise of the Muppet Show
Out here telling a very clearly straight woman she should read The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo as any queer should.