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This is definitely the darkest timeline. Chronically online neurodivergent from PDX. Overeducated and opinionated. Lost Canadian.
Looks like Portland Police aren't going to be able to raid PCEF to hire more cops when they can't even hire for the positions they already have open.....sorry about your luck!
Humboldt neighborhood had a block party, and the weather was nice, and it was all very pleasant. Out by Sweedeedee if you're in the area.
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
I found out that data center nobody wants is actually being built on imminent domained bits of a friend of mine's old family farm. They sold the farm long ago, but he still thinks his dad is spinning in his grave.
Person Opposing Data Center Arrested for Clapping at City Meeting
Police refused to release the arrest report, saying it could "could interfere with ongoing investigative efforts."
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Turns out that food companies were only checking their food because the government told them to, which is exactly why we need government regulations.
Watching people freak out because the DSA favors replacing the Senate and presidency with a unicameral government and prime minister. Nobody is actually running on that or probably ever actually doing that. Come on, now.
have to point out that *yes* trust in the CDC is at an all time low, but no its not because of the pandemic -- polling by KFF took a dramatic drop within the 1.5 years of the Trump admin for Dems and Independents. this doesnt mean trust overall didnt drop but the lows aren't because of COVID.
They've got Blazers and Timbers gear on sale.
Just letting everyone know there's a crazy-ass sale at Fanatics, including Mitchell & Ness Knicks championship jerseys for like 60% off. Not a sponsored post. Bought a bunch of shit for Kat on spec because it was $4 marked down from ~$150. Will donate to @kapowworks.bsky.social if they're hideous.
District 2 Portland City Councilors are hosting a Moda Center Town Hall at the Alberta Abbey on Saturday, July 25 from 11:30 am to 1 pm. RSVP: forms.cloud.microsoft/pages/respon...
Hear me out: this is even wilder than it looks. Out in the ag world, Taylor Farms was THE instigator for a lot of the big food safety moves for lettuce over the last 20 years. That's a legacy that just should NOT have ended up like this.
it does actually sound like taylor farms and the white house teamed up to try and blame taco bell for the outbreak. unprecedented corruption
12/ Canada's response is already visible. Exports to non-US markets rose 17% year-over-year, even as exports to the US fell. Ottawa now targets doubling non-US exports by 2035. That's what the leverage is buying — a trading partner rebuilding its economy around not needing you.
For dinner, I made spaghetti al pomodoro using this recipe. It's got four ingredients, and it was the most delicious thing ever, and I'm going to make it every time I've got enough tomatoes:
We're Going Back to Basics
YouTube video by Pasta Grammar
youtu.be
THIS You know that "Trump cancelled a program that tracked Cyclospora" thing? That was FoodNet, which is a *long-term library of disease data.* It's not a track-the-outbreaks-in-real-time tool! FoodNet could be fully functional on tracking Cyclospora, & it still wouldn't help with this outbreak!
Important nuance: While Trump CDC and FDA cuts have hampered tracking longer-term disease trends, real-time monitoring of cyclospora was not eliminated and current investigation (with the help of state reporting) is proceeding and making progress.
Haha - why do all of my friends and I keep having autistic children?
Also, if all your friends are neurospicy and you're the token neurotypical, no you're not
I try not to overdo this bit but ... my man is begging for it. Let's go.
Miller: "It's not a coincidence that when you look at these violent Antifa demonstrations not one of the people that is demonstrating looks like a normal person. Not one looks normal. They're all deformed in some way in their appearance, in their dress, in their mannerism." #cdnpoli
It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA.
Taylor Farms, which supplies major fast food and grocery chains, was identified as the possible source of the cyclosporiasis outbreak Thursday.
I work at Google DeepMind. This won't make me popular. But it's all public reporting: 2014: DeepMind reportedly sold to Google on conditions: no military use, independent oversight 2026: a Pentagon contract for "any lawful government purpose" Not one safeguard survived intact
Got a push poll for that police ballot measure.
Disappointed to learn that so many of my friends, avowed leftists and Democratic Socialists, have been having secret phone conversations with Mitch McConnell. Do better.
It absolutely was the intention.
imagine fucking up this bad