Dave Aitel

@daveaitel.bsky.social

Gordon Ramsay: "Wow, nothing but maggoty bread? You think of Orcish cuisine, you think fresh, vibrant. It's like the chef has just given up, where's the passion, the anger? A taste of Mordor this isn't. What a shame. There isn't even any meat on this menu."

Find advice from our recent panel discussion at RSAC with Nico Waisman, XBOW CISO; Jason Haddix, Arcanum CEO; Dave Aitel, Technical Staff, OpenAI, below, and get all their insights in our new whitepaper, The Next Six Months of Offensive Security: What CISOs Need to Change Now: https://bit.ly/4dijSZS

Scientists have discovered a tiny blue octopus lurking beneath the waters near the Galápagos Islands. About the size of a golf ball, the newly identified deep-sea species was found nearly 1,800 meters below the surface during an expedition in the Pacific Ocean.

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Date: I thought you said you worked in Finance? What's up with your 15 year old beater car?! Entomologist: Finance? Date: Entomologist: Oh, I see what's happened here.

Fine ants, six of them, the very best Crematogaster, in dorsal view feeding from a bright orange tropical flower.

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

“Whales are back” depends on where you look. Some areas are dense. Others—where they used to be common—are now quiet. That’s not recovery. That’s compression into what’s left. We don’t notice absence. We notice what remains. That’s an echo.

Antarctic whales’ remarkable comeback is threatened by krill fishing

Huge industrial trawlers are competing for krill – the main food source for whales – in the Southern Ocean, removing vital nutrients from the ecosystem

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I have just watched 'My Garden of a Thousand Bees', and my mind is blown. Bees. They have personalities. They use sticks. It's changed how I think of insects that's for sure. I can't recommend it enough. On BBC iPlayer. It's wonderful. And you will meet a leafcutter bee called Nicky.

AI found critical vulnerabilities in Microsoft software, autonomously. XBOW identified 3 critical RCEs, including one of the most severe issues in March’s Patch Tuesday and two in Bing with potential SYSTEM-level impact. No source code. Real environments. Real CVEs. https://bit.ly/4bNBgWT

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