jesus christ space-x really did a number on the moon

Went out to a concert last night. I'm sure I'm misremembering this quote, but: "We appreciate you being here! Thank you for riding to exit 69, getting off on Big Beaver road, coming to Pine Knob, and watching Bare Naked Ladies!" - Ed Robertson (more or less)

Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal

This was amazing. Well worth sitting and watching!

John Scalzi@scalzi.com · 3mo ago

For those of you already missing Stephen Colbert, he's resurfaced on community public access in Monroe, Michigan, and no, I am not joking: youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4

Oh my. This is spectacular. sinceyouarrived.world/taken

taken.

A web page that tells you what your browser gave away the moment you arrived. No login, no form, no permission. Most pages do this. None of them tell you.

sinceyouarrived.world

it also has this one

This is a dance off! If you see this, post a dance or you're eliminated.

a man in a red shirt is dancing on a stage

Alt: a man in a red shirt is dancing on a stage

media.tenor.com

Sadhbh Frost 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Status Pending@sadhbhgirl.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Dance off!

This is a dance off! If you see this, post a dance or you're eliminated.

Napoleon Dynamite in a white shirt and jeans is dancing on a stage.

Alt: Napoleon Dynamite in a white shirt and jeans is dancing on a stage.

media.tenor.com

Joe Meek Till Brooklyn@telstarman.bsky.social · 4mo ago

#Firefly animated series set between season 1 and the film in the works! They're campaigning for a home. #BringBackFirefly

This is hilarious. Also, completely enraging.

Its one thing to know the abyss is real, its another to stare into it. You know?

Detroit is in the Eastern time zone. You probably heard this as you read it.

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

Jay Hulme@jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

"You're like the best baker ever! You should join a bakery!" - my 4 year old, upon learning I can make California Rolls both with AND without sesame seeds. He's either very confused about what bakers do, or has mastered backhanded compliments.

Hey Detroit and Ann Arbor! Do you use Kubernetes? Do you go to any local meetups? I don't want to start another group if one already exists.

AI has been devastating for the “checking on youtube to see if the movie has any trailers yet” user cohort

My new, favorite sticker, courtesy of a friend at the Charleston Conference. #chsconf2025 @jstor.bsky.social

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

"You want me to come pick up the kids then I take it?"

David Rheinstrom@icarusfloats.bsky.social · 10mo ago

"We shall bring you a treat. Something NICE of Washington to ease the sting of this wretched place!"

Me at 8:30 AM: (pours cup of coffee) Me at 11:30 AM: (finds cup of coffee, same spot, untouched) oh, that explains a lot.

everyone enjoying the future

Omg christo facists are the most evil ones

File under "Fuck, I Wish I Thought of That!"

The magnetic deflector shield glows brighter when it is under attack from a plasma energy weapon. (This is what is actually occurring.)

CeeJay Johnson-Yellow Hawk@adriftalchemist.bsky.social · 10mo ago

northern lights are out in sitka 🤩

Hi @npr.org! We worked late tonight putting together this handy pocket guide! It doesn't address road design issues, but if we're going to educate road users, we should include drivers. It's the size of a folded business card. Print it, fold it, put it in your wallet!

NPR@npr.org · 11mo ago

In 2024, 7,100 pedestrians were killed on the road, and in recent years, more than 1,000 cyclists have been hit and killed annually. Safety experts explain how bikers and walkers can stay safe.

kash patel always has the look of someone who just found out kash patel runs the fbi

posting this Classic over here in honor of the big man himself. adios bitch