[ smoking a cigarette outside the circle K across from herod's temple in 29 AD ]
natou@tichatnwa.bsky.social · 2mo agonot even 9:30 and the motherfuckers at the church are already fighting
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i believe this speaks for itself https://youtube.com/@whatsontoday
natou@tichatnwa.bsky.social · 2mo ago
![A cropped screenshot of an article section titled "Gary Larson cartoon incident" from a Tumblr page. The text describes a controversy involving a Far Side cartoon and Jane Goodall.
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Gary Larson cartoon incident
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In 1987 Gary Larson published a Far Side cartoon of two chimpanzees grooming, in which one discovers a blonde hair and says, "Conducting a little more 'research' with that Jane Goodall tramp?"[127] The Jane Goodall Institute called the cartoon an "atrocity" in a letter drafted by its lawyers to Larson and his syndicate. Goodall, who was in Africa at the time, later found the cartoon amusing.[128]
She went on to name it her favourite depiction of herself in pop culture.[129] Larson offered profits from sales of a shirt featuring the cartoon to the Jane Goodall Institute.[130]
Goodall wrote the preface to The Far Side Gallery 5, detailing her version of the controversy.[131] She praised Larson's creative ideas, which often compare and contrast the behaviour of humans and animals.
In 1988 Larson visited Goodall's research facility in Tanzania.[128] While there, he was attacked by a chimpanzee named Frodo.[127][132]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qdtwslusias4dnfmqydvudsq/bafkreiab4xelozcgki2mm2n3wwq5vdhbvve7v76enl6wbonavz6gjc2p7u)
Loudly explaining to my waiter the empty second seat of my reservation is for "my future wife", then wetly touching every female diner or staff member as she passes going "Could it be you?" "Could it be you?"
just heard someone (speaking english through translation) dispassionately diagnose what sucks about corporate memes as "they lack essence."
しっぽの付け根を撫でられて気持ちいい時の顔。がんぼるぞい。 translation: The expression on my face when I feel good from having the base of my tail stroked.
it is wild to me that Werner Herzog has outlived e.g. David Lynch despite his hateful vibrations
And the scene in Austin Powers where he's just been unfrozen and his boss tells him the Cold War's over and he bursts out with "Finally those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes!" before being told the West won and unenthusiastically replying, "Oh, smashing, groovy, yay capitalism!".
[stephen root voice] well, well, well. bitchy dickens. as i live and breathe
Willem Dafriend@depanneur.bsky.social · 4mo ago(Bitchy Charles Dickens voice) Marley was dead, to begin with. Dead to ME anyway
(Bitchy Charles Dickens voice) Marley was dead, to begin with. Dead to ME anyway
Siskel: Reporter first, critic second. Vibes at his specific screening very important. Ebert: His entire life will factor into every review. Sometimes he despises great movies, loves dumb shit, and knows it.
don't hug me I'm porksweats@porksweats.bsky.social · 4mo agosiskel 👍 ebert 👍: 95% correct siskel 👍 ebert 👎: 20/80 in eberts favor siskel 👎 ebert 👍: 35/65 in eberts favor siskel 👎 ebert 👎: 95% correct
Don't say this enough but Fandom's total destruction of fan wikis was and is a crime
hello, i need some help for hopefully the last time. i've been doing all kinds of odd jobs this month to keep my head above water, but i am $450 short to pay off my past-due phone bill (they're gonna disconnect me on april 28th). please help me keep posting if you are able to!! (but if not it's ok)
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38 y/o gf who still sings “greensleeves”: they’re debating whether trollop is a slur and i just can’t with the tavern today. Me [heard “trollop” and got so hard my humors get unbalanced]: i think i hauve st. anthony’s fire
harm reduction tip: remember not to look in the mirror after doing drugs
one note parody account devolved into railing abou@walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 2y agohappy holiday
my pal has roped me into helping her check wristbands at the local Weed Festival tonight but is insisting that we dress as professional wrestlers. she's making me wear a leather duster
this is what the looney tunes see each time they say "that's all folks"
Gordo!@posting.fan · 4mo agoheading into your butt to save the Bluesky code
figured out the tender art of yassifying oneself only requires that lipliner trick that all the Influencers do these days. let my knowledge serve you
i often find myself wondering whether Goatse is having a good day. i hope he's having regular bm's
i want the story of the irate guy whom the entire city conspired to fuck over
Could Jaime Lannister Save King's Landing From The Killdozer?
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Willem Dafriend@depanneur.bsky.social · 6mo agoget a load of my perfectly honed algorithm
if somebody brought me to No Country For Old Men on a first date i wouldn't even wait until getting home to fuck them
tomorrow afternoon i have two scheduled viewings of my house which will hopefully usher in my lucrative but temporary landlord phase. i am sorry. to counterbalance my metaphysical punch card, i am going to steal a lot of moss from corporate property tomorrow after dark and transplant it into my yard
there's still meat on that bone, for those with eyes to see it
I was a commissioner with the Calgary Police Commission for 4 years, starting in 2020. I sat in hundreds of hours of meetings. In these oversight and governance meetings, I asked questions to police officers. They would often lie in their responses to me, as a regular practice. 1/