ok this might be my new wallpaper. goddamn

City Mouse Garden@citymousegarden.bsky.social · 8h ago

Since we have rain possibly on the way, we picked tomatoes last night to avoid splitting. This huge platter is just yesterday’s haul of beautiful technicolor varieties! #gardening #KitchenGarden #GrowFood #NoSpray #UrbsInHorto #Chicago 🌱

mfs gonna be jumping overboard cuz they cant deal and other mfs gonna be ignoring chemlights in the water cuz they dont care

Patrick Chovanec@prchovanec.bsky.social · 8h ago

Keeping people constantly deployed has a mounting cost. www.ms.now/news/conditi...

today i flipped off a tesla and the guy beeped at me opened the window to see me so i yelled at him back

If you want class conscioussness guilt counseling, consider giving me $500 to give it to you straight @kelestrian_exile on venmo

empha.sis@kelestrian.bsky.social · 2h ago

economy got me like

the whole guitar is a crutch for people with no skill just make guitar noises with your mouth

😦🪞😈 aw crap mirrors broken

my elementary-aged student knows 42 because he loves the meme 6-7 and i took it as an opportunity

you should follow geoff! 🤸🏻‍♂️

geoff goat@geoffreigh.bsky.social · 23h ago

can’t refuse a guest because they could be one of the olympians and curse me …but they could also be a vampire. or a fed. damnit.

I can also do badly drawn commissions if you want to help that way. And I mean badly drawn. I'll work on your commish for say 4 hours and then stop and that's it. Anyway, I always feel bad asking for muns, so slap me a tenner @ $briko1702 and give me four hours and I'll send you a small .zip

hear that nerds!! you're inexplicable!! 🥰🤸🏻‍♂️ alas it's about bots and stuff. so they're not saying your OS is weird like i thought would be funny.

Linux just cracked 10% desktop usage in North America, but no one's sure why

The shift stands out because the change was not gradual but abrupt. Linux's rise came largely at Windows' expense, while macOS saw only limited movement over the...

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just accidentally typed ✌🏻🧐 ...we're keepin ✌🏻🧐

please help bribri if you can! 💚

BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 what's a Rebrand anyway?@agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 24h ago

I understand times are tough. I've been out of work for over a year lol. But don't help if you can't. Because of the wondrous generosity the last time I asked for help (which I don't ever do) I only need about $273 dollarbucks to make it til unemployment can be filed. $briko1702 If you want.

the one upside of having your brain be disabled in this specific way is that you can order things online and literally surprise yourself with gifts

mayonnaise rudeboy@paintedsky.ca · yesterday

yesterday I forgot about what I was looking for while I was looking for it. straight up "why am I looking at the floor right now?" I also have severe adhd

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*buddhist having sex* I am am mindfully that damn this is great head "I am greatful for you" "one day we are all going to die" "I am dying , I am dying, FUCK"

The toad’s reaction:

overturned an old diet pepsi can off the edge of the patio and, i happened to discover, onto a toad. so then i'm coming back and dumping a bottle of water onto the toad. this guy thinks i'm a fuckin maniac.

URETHRA 💡

this ones the ending music from hey arnold

can we send jennings back and get someone who won family feud multiple times or something

youre either gambling with me, or youre gambling against me

They have a click to migrate tool so you can leave those nazis at substack behind. Why do you want to play with Nazis?

Once again plugging open sourced, non-nazi sympathizers, 100% user funded, of which I have no affiliation, ghost.org

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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈@sheev.calamitousintent.com · 2d ago

substack is an issue because of where the money flows, but generally, wherever you trust 1) their sourcing on this topic; 2) their reporting on this topic; 3) the editorial ideology of the institution. at the core of it, it's about trusting the information and neutrality of the publisher.

four fucks ache

The sky is black I'll paint the door black I'll paint your eyes black Antifa:

the unfathomable bulk@hulkfuckscar.top · 2d ago

the sky is blue ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳

taco place is playing land down under, multicultural experience

YAY!! YAY I GET TO LIVE ANOTHER MONTH HERE!!!! any donations from here will help me live!!! as i am able 2 pay rent at this point but otherwise am basically Broke $alexis91942