The Kenji Eno of posting
@devilscrush.bsky.social
Wear respirator, play old game, watch movie, free Palestine, hands off Venezuela, let Cuba live, hands off Iran, twerk, eat hot chip, formerly tranquilbreezus.bsky.social
Letting you phone scan a QR code is the same thing as "feeding" your phone, which is why they've become so popular in restaurants.
suckin dick while my man plays Iran war Lmao yall thought I meant my soldier’s dick fohhhhhhhhhh
I showed a medieval peasant a clip from "Girls Gone Wild" and he immediately came in his pants, I saw cum dripping down his leg into his Jordans which I also gave him
Guys, you ever defend your mate against charges of being an abusive nonce by generating an AI image of him in heaven surrounded by fawning, buxom young women?
This is how people used to flirt before social media
You activated my trap card! Social Media Induced Moral OCD!!
I made a post on twitter years ago about an archaeologist crawling into an ancient crypt and whispering to himself "I exist in this bitch because I know things" and I think that's my finest work
Boris Vallejo drew a really caked up Bishop here. Look at that ass!
The level of fascism in my replies right now:
Anti-Sabotage Operations Group@antisabotage.bsky.social · 15h agoZionism is an indigenous land rights movement. Jews are indigenous to the land of Canaan. And Gaza started this war, completely unnecessarily, against their much stronger indigenous neighbors, and is now getting their asses kicked accordingly.
I wanted to respond to a quote tweet in particular but it’s one of those people who turn off quote tweets and therefore might as well not be here or make a geocities page or something. This is quoted entirely out of context, presented as a “wishful hallucination”
Cuddles_the_destroyer@cuddlessmash.bsky.social · 19h agowhat the fuck am I reading lmao
Entering a high stakes game of negotiation with an eBay seller jerking me around and I reorder from another seller and the seller has the same address as the first one and they’re a fucking storage unit
People seem more concerned about boycotting Sony for discontinuing physical discs than they do boycotting Microsoft for partaking in the murder of Palestinians and that really does something to me emotionally that I don’t like
I am hearing that on his deathbed Ron Liddle received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada
"But my Wyvern development has been burning the equivalent of $87k/month of API token burn, or about 69 billion tokens in July... in reality I'm only spending about $2800/month out of pocket." What's Wyvern, you ask? See image #2. $87k/month.
Paul Ford@ftrain.bsky.social · 2d agooh gas town didn't work you say yegge.ai/essays/the-s...
Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
