Kinda bummed the MN Matchbox Twenty show has David Gray opening for them, rather than some of the other dates that have the Wallflowers 🙃
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
Matt Dumba used his platform to speak out on injustice and racism in 2020 at a time when the NHL dragged its feet on the subject. He'll forever be good in my books.
NHL (Bot)@notnhl.bsky.social · 5d agoAfter 748 games, Mathew Dumba has hung up the skates. 👏 Best of luck in retirement!
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾@itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 2w agoIf you or your people are getting kicked off the medicare advantage in MN, please read this thread. Tldr is: CALL A BROKER AND DON'T JUST FIND ANOTHER ADVANTAGE PLAN
I’ve earned every dang wrinkle, gray hair, and sag to my skin. Life is fucking hard.
🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪@youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 2w agoAnnouncement: when we replace words like “wrinkles” with cutesy alternatives like “experience lines,” we are further reinforcing that there is something wrong with wrinkles/aging. Stop that.
red wings in-house dj provided us with possibly the coolest start to a fight in known history last night
*eye tech puts numbing drops in my eye* *I dab my face with a tissue and look down* Me: Oh these eye drops must be colored? Tech: Oh that’s probably just blood mixed in with your tears Cool, cool, cool.
How did I not know there’s a Pannekoeken Huis back in the Twin Cities??
In the latest round of whatever can go wrong, will go wrong with my eyes: On Friday my retina detached again!
I’d like a full length version of that Progressive insurance dog park song. I don’t even own a dog, but it’s kinda catchy?
2017 tweet, still valid, but the driving has gotten worse than drunk.
Losing my mind while doing some research for my creature design lecture that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog. Like there has gotta be a fable where the maned wolf took all the leggie from its cousin
I have unexplained vision loss after silicone oil removal. Why didn’t the retina specialists realize it can all just be cured with crystals?! 🫠
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3w agoRepublican Minnesota state auditor candidate Scott Jensen: "I think we have ignored in western medicine the potential benefits of discoveries made centuries ago. The notion of electromagnetic powers, of minerals, and rocks, and things like that, that could have curative capabilities we've ignored."
This is heartbreaking for all of the kids involved, at this school, and all of those like it. Our education system is fundamentally broken.
Hakeem Jefferson@hakeemjefferson.bsky.social · 3w agoNikole Hannah-Jones w/ a sobering follow-up on her decision yrs ago to enroll her daughter in a poor, majority-Black public school rather than a wealthier, whiter private school. You leave heartbroken for the kids being failed by this grossly unequal system. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/20/m...
My team members got me a mug in honor of me leaving for my new job and I couldn’t be more happy with it 🌸🌿☕️
“saccharide, aries, from the vinyard, north or south” Gonna have to check a Swiftie FB group to figure out what the hell that means 🙃
CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social · 4w agoLaw & Order SVU sketch from the Emmys guest starring a certain recently married musician