Cancer: Look for changes in your professional life this week when your boss announces "If the police ask, I was here all morning.”
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Purveyor of vinyl, tacos, band shirts, cigars & beer. And cats. Member (and President) of the Cranky Old Metalhead club. "If you're not now, you never were." - Mike Muir
If anyone should be banned from attending the 9/11 memorial, it’s Giuliani.
Damn Rudy Giuliani For Lying About The Air After 9/11
Oh yeah, he's going to Hell.
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Necessary evils have way too high an opinion of themselves.
Ma’am, I’m a white woman like you but I didn’t see the country come together after 9/11. The patriotic chest beating you noticed came with anti Muslim violence. Remember the Sikh man who was beat to death because some ignorant racist couldn’t tell the difference? Can’t believe you represent Michigan
Good morning and I hope you’re having a great day. I am about to ruin it with this long form story I did on how private equity is ruining cookies but also people are building shit cookie companies to get money from private equity on @weareravenous.com. www.weareravenous.com/the-curious-...
The Curious Case of the Soulless Private Equity Cookie
If you’re going to pay more than $5 for a single cookie, it should at least have some soul.
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SNAP kids are just as deserving of a birthday cake, a soda, & a little childhood joy as any other kid. Kids shouldn’t have to understand their family’s financial situation before being allowed to be excited about cake. Somehow we’ve reached where that apparently requires a congressional hearing.
A human can only survive 2-7 days without clean water, whereas we can survive in perpetuity without datacenters. Choose wisely.
School meals should be free for everybody. Charging children to eat somewhere they are legally required to be for the entire day is crazy.
Pineapple does not go on pizza you fucking psychopaths
I'm more of a methylenedioxymethamphetamine kinda guy, but this still applies.
Juiceticles@juiceticles.bsky.social · 2y agoWhoever came up with "hugs not drugs" never felt the warm embrace of xanax.
Nobody says ‘see’ at the end of mildly threatening sentences anymore and that’s just sad
please don’t take offense if i call you “dude”… it is a sign of respect in my culture
My long-term financial plan involves going into cryosleep for at least a century.
macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.
I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives
If you can’t see the false equivalence here, you are intrinsically or willfully stupid
New Fear Factory single - Roboticist Clearly Marco was the perfect replacement for Burt but as for the song itself well it's just more later period Fear Factory #MetalSky #FearFactory #HeavyMetal youtu.be/tSU9csON9WE?...
FEAR FACTORY - Roboticist (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
YouTube video by Nuclear Blast Records
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A Three Dog Night is when you eat 3 hot dogs in one sitting
the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA