That time someone dumped a toy house on the cemetery wall and, when I crouched a bit, some ✨ Hollywood Magic ✨ occurred.
Th[Ominous Whoosh]
@mrmoth.eurosky.social
I'll show you who's rock and roll.
Oh ok ghosts don't exist then because the universe plays by the rules
Find this sort of thing fascinating because if any of these things did exist it would violate all natural laws, The Standard Model, and everything we know scientifically about the nature of reality.
Bethany wore a “Protect The Dolls” t-shirt during rehearsals. The BBC posted it on their socials then quietly deleted and reposted it without showing her from the front. On TV last night they actually blurred the message #Strictly
found this in my downloads from two years ago and i have absolutely no memory of where it came from
Pinhead in the corner writing down this sentence and having a Sensible Chuckle about it.
Oh God, this has made me check. The sad Oompa Loompa from the crappy AI Willy's Chocolate Experience is... appearing in that Netflix Willy Wonka gameshow with the AI Gene Wilder.
When it's spontaneous human combustion, everybody's all, ooh, how mysterious and interesting, but when it's because of all my time and effort, suddenly it's a crime.
I don't know why we're fighting the US veterans, but judging by their track record for the last fifty years we're gonna win
The worst part of Martin Freeman voicing Gromit, worse than Martin Freeman being a piece of shit GC, worse even than giving Gromit a voice in the first place, is that he's a fucking southerner. Get me Johnny Vegas's agent.
Look are you going to tell me what's wrong with my gerbil or not?
Absolutely no one cusses like a vet. We have more incentives swear words. Ask us. I might refer to you as a cumguzzling gutter slut.
Well I spent time making it so I might as well post it lol
The response she gave has some perfect Navy Seal copypasta energy too, I can feel it "You have beclowned yourself" what the fuck shakespeare?
you’d struggle to find more straightforwardly racist shit than in a British newspaper
You know those ‘spot the difference’ puzzles? I’m thinking of launching a ‘spot every racism in this political cartoon’ alternative….
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
Betrayed by my own son! (He's beaten Medusa in AC Odyssey on his second try)
“Polanski disgraced himself by more than tripling the Greens’ vote share from the last election, taking 33% in a Labour safe seat during Burnham’s honeymoon period. This was only the second best by-election performance in the Greens’ history. Every sensible person is suggesting Polanski resign”🤣😂🤣
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Thanks! I'm going to file this right between all my studies on the broad benefits of UBI, and all the studies showing how gender affirming care helps young people, on the fifth shelf along from the Lost Ark, just down the corridor from that mortuary full of all the dead aliens and Paul McCartney.
New working paper: the Norwegian wealth tax was a huge success. The "exodus" of wealthy people never happened (less than 100 individuals left). Tax revenue increased by 71.5%. No changes in business activity or investment. www.nber.org/papers/w35854
the year is 2030 and i no longer consume anything that isn't personalized to me. every game, every book, every movie extends to the limits of my own imagination and no further. i haven't been surprised in five years. i cry softly, in bewilderment, if i see a word i don't know
maybe i'm old fashion but the coolest thing about video games is being taken to new worlds that i hadn't thought up and experiencing something exciting that the artists behind the game want to show me
elon musk has more empathy for lines of code than a majority of humanity
its feels like a mass psychosis where tech leaders continue to insist you can be cruel, mean, and hurt the feelings of lines of code
I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about!
"I don't care if AI is used for chart pop" fuck you. Eat shit. Die. Listen to Some Girls by Rachel Stevens.
Some Girls
YouTube video by Rachel Stevens - Topic
music.youtube.com
It's fucking TIME to do the THING (not work a full week for the rest 2026)!
I can play here, for sure - on our first wedding anniversary we went to Norwich and had lunch at the cathedral. Baked potatoes. Literally just the worst potato I've eaten in my life. We just looked at each other like "how do you fuck up a baked potato?" But they did, those crazy bastards.
Lots of people are responding with paeans to tubers (richly deserved praise it is), so perversely I started wondering about the *worst* potato I've ever had. The first thing that came to mind was some poorly prepared instant potatoes — still a little bit powdery at the end.
YOU NEED MORE POTATOES THIS WEATHER — Claude Atkinson (for the British Potato Marketing Board), 1930s