A rogue AI agent made me eat several bowls of Olive Garden salad by myself tonight. Lawmakers must act.

SURPRISE! MORE SHOWS MOSTLY PLACES WE HAVEN’T PLAYED IN A WHILE, OR EVER!!! TICKETS ON SALE NOW SO GO GRAB YOURS!!! www.JER.band 🫡

bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers

Me 1 second into El Scorcho: what the hell Rivers, what did half Japanese girls ever do to you? Me 3 seconds into El Scorcho: Oh no, that’s not good

amazing job on the john fetterman magic card. making him damage you even though you put him into play was a great detail

this shit does not work on me. go try it on the centrists who call trans women "biological men."

76th with Mono Green Broodscale Lost round 15 playing for the PT against Goryos for my only loss of the tournament where I had moves in both losses and chose the wrong ones. Nobody to blame but myself.

Playlist for the RC today: open.spotify.com/playlist/2SU... Messed up that the driving distance RC is the one where I’m having trouble sleeping, but I’m going to take it as a good thing that I’m anxious to jam.

Weekend to Weekend

My weekend playlist for Magic tournaments

open.spotify.com

me when i remember something

Also “summary execution” is not the penalty for drug trafficking even if some of them were.

Robert Reich@rbreich.bsky.social · last mo.

Remember: no judge or jury has found these boats were trafficking drugs. We're simply taking Trump's word for it. This is a danger to us all.

Vacation

Heres a simple trick even an idiot can do Make a pot of coffee, boil up a bunch of hot dogs in there. You got yourself a feed of jitter dogs. Simple

Anytime I am told this I point out that for like thirty years it was just accepted that there was a good chance there was a room in a house just devoted to a model train setup

Hillary Monahan@hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 2mo ago

"Autism is new." Yeah, no. I just saw a 30s-40s era charm bracelet loaded up with six trillion horse charms, some duplicates. You don't get a sterling bracelet that weighs as much as sixteen toddlers unless you got some serious neurospicy something going on.

new piece out today & for better or worse it is all true — enjoy :)

HAD@havehashad.com · 2mo ago

only 2 days into Z.H.'s "places" call, and already something special in these today from Stephanie Anderson "This is the kind of place where a car alarm sounds every night from somewhere, presumably the parking lot, though we can never rule things out..." https://www.havehashad.com/p5bc4

fellow streamers: to opt out of twitch using your channel to train AI, you have to uncheck this button under Security and Privacy in your account settings:

Lawrence is great and has been going through a hard time lately. My life and a lot of the spaces I'm in have been made better by him, and if I've got any social capital to cash in, this would be a great spot to get any help y'all can give, be it financial or signal-boosting.

Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James@adashtra.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Hey so, I got a dear friend who is in a terrible living situation, fucked over by an irresponsible roommate. He needs some help in the coming months so he's set up a gofundme. If you can help, amazing. If you can't, sharing yours is just as good. ❤️‍🩹❤️ www.gofundme.com/f/lawrence-n...

Cat

Remember when it came out that Jeffrey Epstein and his billionaire rapist pals had deliberately manufactured modern movement transphobia to make us easier to exploit sexually and no one but us cared?

Bugs, Yaoist@bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 5mo ago

all of contemporary transphobia feels so manufactured and fake and it's hard to explain how and why to people who haven't felt it happen at them but like people used to not like Really Care; there were shitty people but like no one built their life around being transphobic

Modern Challenge Winner! R1: U/B Frog WW R2: Esper Ketramose LL R3: Boros WW R4: Prowess WLW R5: Trudge WLW R6: Energy WW R7: Broodscale WLW T8: Energy LWW T4: U/W Chant WLW F: Trudge LWW

i hate that every day i have to learn about some new asshole. why do they keep coming out with new assholes. enough

I’M OPENING A RECORD STORE! The grand opening of BTR in New Paltz NY will be 9/19, featuring two FREE shows with CATBITE, THE POMPS and MODERN NATIVES. Can’t wait to show you more of the store, what we’re gonna carry, and the 5,000 ideas for extremely cool events that I have … see you on 9/19!!!

Today is my birthday, to celebrate you can get me up to 3 gifts: 1. Reply to this post with a song you've been enjoying recently so I can enjoy it too 2. Donate to translifeline.org 3. Say something genuine and nice to someone that you care about, no matter how cringe it feels to do so Thanks :)

happy birthday to abe :)

Please blow up the public comment (included below): BREAKING NEWS (7/15) — The administration wants to destroy Chaco Canyon without consulting Tribal Nations. It’s an irreplaceable historic & cultural site with 4,700 archeological sites that could be lost to the bulldozers of oil & gas development

Cat

excessive technophilia is how you become a hypercapitalist neoreactionary type and excessive technophobia is how you become an anti-vaxxer neo trad nationalist type so be careful folks

president, Spreadsheet Persons Local 153@werrrp.bsky.social · 3mo ago

we effectively cured AIDS and have a pancreatic cancer vaccine that just passed phase 1 trials

I've seen an uptick in local game stores utilizing AI-generated images to advertise for their events, citing their "small business budget constraints" for said utilization. If you see this, please direct them to the free official marketing asset library Wizards provides for releases. Linked here:

Here’s the part we all want to know which is behind the paywall. You’re welcome.

Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 3mo ago

“As part of this update, public Instagram profiles are now automatically opted into being fodder for generative AI remixes. All someone has to do is tag your account’s profile in a prompt—if it’s public—and they can use Meta AI to generate an image using your likeness.”