weeder
@weeder.bsky.social
When the going gets tough, the tough get growing
Audibly & directly cursed God for about 1m 45s yesterday and now there's something going on with my eye. Probably unrelated.
Here lies weeder, died putting on his comfy shorts, foot caught in one leg
Going for a bike ride or as they say in Australia "a boik roid"
Bruce Willis's character in TWELVE MONKEYS... Clive Owen's in CHILDREN OF MEN... Harrison Ford's in BLADE RUNNER... All canonically Millennials
Typically don't notice if a movie has nudity because I'm looking at my phone. Definitely naked people on there though.
Sometimes I see something in nature and then spend the next several years waiting for the shot. Sometimes I never get it. Sometimes you see it and a week later you land it: I give you tonight's murder of crows in front of the sunset. 🪶
Second plumber is also young, unfortunately. This feels like a job for an old plumber.
[real bad mood voice] i sure hope this garbage bag doesn’t rip on the way out to the garb oh well would you look at that
Hot damn, it’s Friday and I’m back to posting new work every week! This week it’s 2 of the cutest mugs you’ve ever seen, a bowl that took roughly 2 months to make, and a necklace to really bring out your cleavage. MaddieMadrigal.com
You can't ruin the physical realm and the internet. We have to be somewhere.
after a year in which they didn't grow at all, my hops burst from the ground in spring and have climbed fifteen feet into a nearby maple tree. i have to learn to brew beer before they ripen
Americans don’t care about clean water you need to tell them data centers are ruining soda
It’s infuriating that Waldo is always smiling and waving when you find him. Bitch, I been looking for you for two hours
Anything you do that makes you sore is a viable workout. I crawl around under my house three times a week for core strength.
Always say "you're on speaker" when I answer the phone just so people watch their tone with me.
Honey remember how you always wanted an outdoor shower
weeder@weeder.bsky.social · 3d agoTelling the dispatcher it's important the plumber not shame me for anything I've tried to fix it myself, no matter what they see here
Her: I started a bluesky account so I can read your posts! Weeder: Hairspray is one of my least favorite aerosols
Telling the dispatcher it's important the plumber not shame me for anything I've tried to fix it myself, no matter what they see here
I've created a website where bluesky users can post an anonymous list of their problems and then we all vote on who the list belongs to.
Millennials will be in charge someday. ~8 of the Most Evil Millennials.
When someone's profile pic says "live," I worry that pressing their picture will allow them to see me somehow
You know when you're lying in bed and your phone falls on your face but you just keep scrolling, eyeball pressed up against the glass, unblinking?