Found this. A rare photo of 'The Gang of Five' at the start of Fun Thread. Note how @iammardikins.bsky.social (centre) put me next to @nickynoo007.bsky.social , anticipating a 'stabbing'. @colonelescargot.bsky.social as far away from Bloke as poss & @socialistdawn.bsky.social in his Sunday Worst.
Bloke From Barnsley AKA She Who Can't Be Arsed
@nickynoo007.bsky.social
Jaffa cakes are not biscuits or edible. Founder of #TypoThursady and inventor of blockemendations Cream First! Skön wars. T░U░T░S░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░
LOL @nickynoo007.bsky.social maybe get @socialistdawn.bsky.social and @colonelescargot.bsky.social to help you with the corpse tossing 😅
Libra: Your season is here! Touch grass! Pet a dog! Toss that corpse that’s just been gathering dust in the woodshed into the bog! Skip rope!
NEWS! Scientists reclassify the shortest measurable unit of time as that which occurs between Tommy Robinson's mate being arrested and the launch of his fundraising page buff.ly/pQI5HD4
Scientists reclassify the shortest measurable unit of time as that which occurs between Tommy Robinson’s mate being arrested and the launch of his fundraising page
The world of physics is in shock after scientists announced the reclassification of the shortest measurable unit of time following the arrest of Tommy Robinson’s mate Danny Tommo. Previously,…
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It's because those attacking the RNLI are cowards, devoid of empathy or humanitarian instincts. All they have is hate; they're overwhelmingly broken people, as evidenced by how many in those groups always turn out to be abusers, rapists, violent offenders. They're the very worst of us.
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
LOL @nickynoo007.bsky.social this is how I feel how about you @colonelescargot.bsky.social @socialistdawn.bsky.social ?
Libra: The scales will fall from your eyes this week. Try to get the scales back on your eyes as quickly as possible. You’re not equipped to deal with the truth.
Reform MS Sarah Cooper-Lesadd has defected to Plaid Cymru, in what's becoming quite a day for Farage's mob in Cardiff. What's Welsh for face-eating leopards?
Trump becomes the first orange man to support a united Ireland
Breaking: Donald Trump says “I’d love to see Ireland unified…. I think it would be a great thing. How could it be bad?” Oh my word.
If an Irish newspaper doesn’t run a “Senior Orangeman Calls For A United Ireland” headline, then the newspapers are dead.
@wulfhelm.bsky.social @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social @nickynoo007.bsky.social @edcarver.bsky.social @louishenwood.bsky.social any chance of quote posting post below and encouraging people to sign? Not sure, but if you already signed as a supporter to get it published you won’t need to again
Mandate publishing annual statistics on data centre water & electricity usage Please sign. We need to know the impact of data centres
Daniel Thomas / Danny Tommo has today marched his private army of blackshorts to Daily Mail HQ to demand a new house for his mum within 48 hrs, after they doorstepped her for a feature on him. Apparently he plans to blockade them + cry at them until they do Bet those lads are glad of the balaclavas
Daniel Thomas sent his Patriot Platform militia to the Daily Mail today because they published this exposé on him archive.ph/LlO4H
Joint statement from the leaders of the United Kingdom, France, Germany, Italy, Netherlands, Norway and Canada.
I’m listening to David Sedaris. He went to stay with an old fashioned relative. She said “no electronic devices on the ground floor. Keep them in your bedrooms” David said “what a great idea” whilst thinking “crazy bitch”
@socialistdawn.bsky.social is well versed in the 3 Body Problem...One at a time... #Butterflies & #Wülferhampton @nickynoo007.bsky.social @colonelescargot.bsky.social @nonnie.bsky.social @frenchie.eurosky.social @sirtomnobluetick.eurosky.social @pickpear.com @hill-hillbill.bsky.social
Evening #Butterflies & #Wulferhampton more pics...& an admission I had lunch with a creamfirster... @nickynoo007.bsky.social @socialistdawn.bsky.social @colonelescargot.bsky.social @nonnie.bsky.social @frenchie.eurosky.social @sirtomnobluetick.eurosky.social @pickpear.com @hill-hillbill.bsky.social
bsky.app/profile/sorr... Yours I believe? Perhaps BL wrote the instruction manual?
Libra: 1) Cut the blue wire. Blue > cut. 2) Do NOT touch the cerulean wire, EVER. 3a) Ocean. This one's candy—or.. yeah ocean. Or azure? The one that's not poison is candy. Try smelling them. Only 25 wires left. Sorrowscopes assures me ALL guides for tonight's bombs will post TODAY!
Did you know 30% of things left in hotel rooms are sex toys, sorry, l read that wrong. 30% of things Bloke leaves in hotel rooms are sex toys
You’re right, of course. What you do in privacy* is entirely your own business. *under a table in the Dog & Handbag
#Butterflies I call this one ‘Early morning shadow on tool shed’ @rachel4742.bsky.social @socialistdawn.bsky.social @nickynoo007.bsky.social @iammardikins.bsky.social @ailsalaing.bsky.social @pickpear.com @kacidama.bsky.social @hill-hillbill.bsky.social