I’m doing a final gallop of my debut comedy hour ‘How To Juggle A Ferret’ at @abercomedyfest.bsky.social tomorrow (Sunday) at 1:45pm if you and/ or your fleas fancy it.

To humans he is “Stuart Little”, but to his fellow mice he is known as “Stuart Normal-Sized”

In her debut hour, Anna recounts tales of hibernation, loss and what to do when life gives you ferrets. Winner of the BBC New Comedy Award. 🌟 Anna Thomas - How To Juggle A Ferret 📅 Sun 4 Oct | 1:45pm 📍 Aberystwyth Arts Centre - Studio 🎟 £10 | abercomedyfest.co.uk

Why did we stop at Dalmatians? I, for one, would like to see a family film about 101 Komodo Dragons

101 Dalmations is so unrealistic, like where’s all the dog poo???

If you're at Aberystwyth Comedy Festival on Sunday, there are just the last few tickets left for the Channel 4 Comedy Lab Cymru showcase! Come and see Ian Smith, Christy Coysh, Caryl Burke and more perform a sitcom I wrote! Laugh generously and often! abercomedyfest.co.uk/show/2026/co...

Every day I invent a new dance. I keep them to myself. I’m not in it for the fame

Had a lovely time Unspeakable-ing on Radio 4. It's available to listen to on BBC Sounds right now or you can listen to it on Radio 4 on Sunday at 12:30. 📻🦡

(First person being told about werewolves): Look, I just don’t know where you can find wolves man

I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about!

Singles in your area are gathering ominously under your porch

Everyone you know is fighting a battle you know nothing about: A terrible war against tiny elves

waiters ask me if I have room for dessert, but never if I have room for starters or mains. did it occur to you guys I may not be hungry at all?

blowing a kiss across the room towards my emperor's feet <3

There should be a carriage on every train only for people who want to nostalgically look out the window

I'd like to add you to my professional network, but I won't. I'd like to, though. I dream about it

I respect my haters and share their concerns

RN = Rumplestiltskin Near BRB = Bye, Rumplestiltskin’s B’arrived JK = Just Know (Rumplestiltskin’s Probably Nearby)

LOL = Lords Overtly Leaping ROFL = Really Overtly Flipping Leaping LMAO = Lords, man. Always overt(ly Leaping)

We used to have fun, didn't we?

Another week, another News On The Street. Jokes by me and the fab @cloxdale.bsky.social. #news #comedy #topicalcomedy #funny #harryandmeghan

Listening to an audiobook on how to be present and appreciate the current moment at 1.9 speed so I can tick it off and get onto something else

Had SUCH a great time performing at the Edinburgh Fringe this year but now questioning my decision to add the extra six weeks onto the run. Still, would be thrilled to see you every night 11.45pm at the Gogar Jokehouse (previously PWYW now I pay you £5 as the show is getting worse)

Top scientists agree: A fire truck is a loud red car with a ladder on its head

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Anyone think how much easier things would be if they were a cheeky little lad? Just a scamp. Doing the exact same things, but as a silly cheeky little rapscallion of a boy? Forget pretty privilege, I think it’s all about cheeky lad license

Butter that only softens when someone utters a kind word