Mike-roscope

@iamichaelnelson.bsky.social

Grad student in Eliceiri lab at UW-Madison. Admin on Image.sc forum and major image analysis enthusiast. Migrating from 2D to 3D analysis, and pathology to lightsheet (or combine both!)

Consult your friendly, neighborhood bioimage analyst before your next experiment! This paper discusses all that we do for scientific research, how we can do more, and how we can convince admins and grant agencies to fund us better.

Beth Cimini 🔬💻📊@bethcimini.bsky.social · 2y ago

New from a huge cast of amazing #bioimage analysts in the Journal of Cell Science - "The crucial role of bioimage analysts in scientific research and publication" journals.biologists.com/jcs/article/... . Hop into 🧵to learn more! (1/x) #bioimaging #microscopy #bioimageanalyst

If you’re seeing pictures of the eclipse “taken with JWST,” JWST doesn’t take pictures of the sun and also is a million miles away from Earth and not in the path of totality 🔭🧪

Some guy claiming a JWST took a picture of the eclipse

‘Scuse me fellas but I’ll be busy fighting the homosexual agenda on a floating island inhabited entirely by virile white men, fashioning a new world for ourselves alone, free of any feminine decadence, our rippling forearms and muscled backs sweaty and gleaming shirtless beneath the tropical sun.

The Gilbert guy thinks straight white men should all move to a floating island to fight DEI

If you tell someone to “Google it” at this point you’re telling them to look up five ads and some AI-generated bs instead of the actual thing they want to know. *old guy takes long hit on the bong* “Back in my day, search engines used to find things besides the wreckage of late-stage capitalism.”