Procrastination is like masturbation. It feels great at the time, but in the end, you’re just screwing yourself.
CrazyMyra
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Was as anyone here on Twitter in 2010. Yea? Can you remember that really funny tweet I did. All the lols, wasn't it. Like, really good.
Today’s corn update: Corn is among the most controversial crops. The tassels spread their pollen through wind dispersal & the worry is that GMO crops would mingle with organic crops, which happens. Buffer zones, pollen drift & purity tests. Sounds like a dating app gone wrong
It does get old, not being with someone enthusiastic to be with you.
I’ve been ready for October since last October. (seductively)
Julie and I are going to come back sunburnt alcoholics.
Learning the piano in the mornings & about ADOLF HITLER in the afternoons. Probably should have gone to the Algarve because there is no topless here.
This day in history. 1981. Ronald Reagan fired all the air traffic controllers but you can't blame him for destroying the American middle class because his wife's astrologer made him do it.
It’s all fun and games at book club until they give you Middlemarch.
I totally get the necessity of alt text for images. But I still resent the fact that I’m giving AI image generators the absolute optimum training data.
Pretty frustrating that if you want to wear a sash you either have to be Miss World or a child with wilderness bushcraft skills. Where is the sash for unattractive old people with zero survival instincts?
Love the new dodge from sites determined to trade in users' information. "Reject all" is no longer an option on cookies. It's now "Accept all" or "Pay to be allowed to assert your rights".
the energy i bring to bluesky
CrazyMyra@outonthemoors.bsky.social · 12h agoThe energy I bring to Bluesky
*wakes up checks if I’m an overnight success, goes back to sleep.
onf: something (or someone) that's so proportionately both on and off that it can't be either or neither
I got a new purse. It only has a single compartment that everything goes into. I think I’ve solved every problem in my life. 
Phoebe Bridgers: Lost Weekend review – long-awaited return is a thrilling, daring study in dislocation
Phoebe Bridgers: Lost Weekend review – long-awaited return is a thrilling, daring study in dislocation
After sweeping the Grammys and being scrutinised by the press, Bridgers deploys electronics and unsettling sound design to brilliantly evoke emotional turmoil
theguardian.com
When a remote majesty and the potential for new discovery and danger see you as an adventure, don't just quit your job. Get itchy. Make people lost and call me. I'm a wheeler dealer sayin scat instead of shit
A general says, "The DoD budget has been cut yet again" as an excuse to shut down a program and that is *the most* unbelievable thing I've seen in a movie this year.
the energy I bring to Bluesky
Alt: Joe Versus the Volcano (1990) - I have no response to that
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Me: *does the robot* Interviewer: I meant skills related to the job.
Live Long and Prosper sounds like an insurance company.
If you’re putting together something you bought online which is large with a lot of parts, pay close attention to the exploded view in the instructions because at some point during the assembly, you’re gonna want to imagine the damn thing exploding.
ME: And another thing, It should be called a buycycle when it's in the shop and a bicycle when you get it home. MY KIDNAPPER: *crying* Omg we let you go two hours ago
there I was eating the spring roll, and that's when I realized- oh no, the mint, is it like lettuce? is this going to kill me? did I make it through everything to die of this delicious bite? so anyway I dipped it in the peanut sauce and took another bite