stupid chud galeomorph
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22, he/she. infrequent artist and maniac with a computer
dawg I don't think my body can handle movie theater snacks anymore I feel sick to my stomach
![Tweet by @alexqarbuckle:
SOUP MAGNETO: There’s something different about you today. New haircut?
GUARD: Nope.
SOUP MAGNETO: Ah yes… you had a big bowl of Soup for lunch.
GUARD: What? I —AAAUUGHH [soup molecules are torn from his body and formed into bouillon cubes which smash the soup-free prison]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lojkcigrynofx7pazpejcrck/bafkreif7yoi5cni72l6ysw46esqfy2zc3q4xu73rndv5efct5t33rbauey)
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
AI OLIGARCHS SEEK TO MANIFEST GOD OF CRUELTY
Nonato Gives Thumbs Up with Heineken
ALT: Nonato Gives Thumbs Up with Heineken
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everyone who makes "heartwarming" grown-up calvin and hobbes comics should be forced to live on an island together until they renounce their hateful ways
please enjoy this strangely horrifying illustration from the kirby wikipedia page
the thing about sonic 06 is that you think oh sonic kisses a human woman it must be on some crash bandicoot 90s shit. sonic the stud. but its so much crazier than that because its not horny even a little. its instead deeply sincere about what it means for sonic to be your summer boyfriend
all your discord friends with bad mics want to sing or have long conversations late at night in soft spoken tones and all your discord friends with good mics just cum on their pop filters to piss you off
Hayao Miyazaki has discredited the claim that the food from his films must taste great, instead clarifying it’s quite foul. paletteswap.site/dif...
‼️KNOW THE DIFFERENCE‼️ umineko - visual novel by ryukishi07 ooh, me neck, OH!! - last words of charlie kirk
The ‘STREET FIGHTER’ popcorn bucket is Guile's hair. You can wear the bucket on your head.
