Realised the reason I am so confused about the new Netflix adaptation of East of Eden is because I was conflating it with Giant.

Lads, I have done it. Possibly the ugliest thing I have ever seen for sale on Vinted. And it's £85. EIGHTY FIVE ENGLISH POUNDS

Spent a good chunk of my back pay on books. Super speedy, and free delivery from @bertsbooks.bsky.social

Have a lovely weekend 🐑🐏

Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow

Just realised the message I just sent a friend is possibly one of the most niche messages I have ever sent: "At a listening party with Nicola, she says drumming circle on the farm in November"

Cat Drummer: I Playz Drumz

Alt: Cat Drummer: I Playz Drumz

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This idiot cost me £150 at the vet this morning. Has injured her tongue fighting and has an infection. You can tell how bothered she is.

I bought this desk vacuum and I feel attacked

I would like to be this efficient at something.

San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance @sandiegozoo.bsky.social · 3d ago

Just a lil guy and his mulberry branch 🪾

It's #buyastrangerabook day. A day people buy each other books, because they can and they are lovely (you can do this too!). @redwellyfeats.bsky.social has bought a copy of Super-Frog Saves Tokyo by Haruki Murakami for me to give away to one lucky person. If you'd like it, get in touch! UK only

Big Green Books@biggreenbooks.bsky.social · 4d ago

IT'S WEDNESDAY! It's #buyastrangerabook day. A groovy kind of day all round.. I'll give out TWO books. FOR FREE. If you'd like one, let me know. Also, if you'd like to #BuyAStrangerABook too, let me know. UK only It's a thing! Look. www.biggreenbookshop.com/stuff-you-mi...

In "I am very old" news, I have just been invited to a wedding where I get to RSVP by QR code.

Patrick Star: We Have Technology Meme

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IT'S WEDNESDAY! It's #buyastrangerabook day. A groovy kind of day all round.. I'll give out TWO books. FOR FREE. If you'd like one, let me know. Also, if you'd like to #BuyAStrangerABook too, let me know. UK only It's a thing! Look. www.biggreenbookshop.com/stuff-you-mi...

New commission. This beer mat as the last thing Bert chewed before going to dog heaven. So I was asked to paint Bert onto it!

Just needs alt-text:

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LF Lightning-Barugh@cheeseford.bsky.social · 4d ago

Salad cream is better than mayonnaise.

How to make a woolly mammoth in 1 minute

Anyone taking bets on this being a bunch of numpties either: a) on a stag do b) out lamping/badger baiting c) just plain drunk www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c6...

RAF Fairford incident 'clearly involves' foreign actor, says US secretary of state

Speaking to US media, Marco Rubio did not provide further details but thanked the UK for being "cooperative". Five men, arrested on Sunday, have been released on bail.

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Born to live a life of luxury and contentment. Forced to do the fucking bins again.

Another totally normal day on the completely normal planet.

Maciek Hamela@maciekhamela.bsky.social · last wk.

With the Strait of Hormuz closed, Iraq has resorted to moving its oil across the desert to Syria in hundreds of tanker trucks, in true Mad Max style. From there, it will be shipped to worldwide markets.

We're trying to find a home for, and I quote, "the Pissfingers of cats." Any takers? ❤️

M&S Custard Cream Spread: Britain has completed food One jar of M&S Custard Cream Spread has caused us to question civilisation, breakfast, mashed potato and the limits of human restraint @willyandbill.bsky.social

M&S Custard Cream Spread: Britain has completed food

One jar of M&S Custard Cream Spread has caused us to question civilisation, breakfast, mashed potato and the limits of human restraint

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Been reading about terror birds. They died out about 100,000 years ago, were up to 10 feet tall, 350 kg, flightless, could run faster than an ostrich, and had sharp sickle toes for grabbing prey and huge beaks for jabbing them to death. And people complain about gulls.

calm and well-adjusted thoughts about the lack of Scottish representation in the Great British Bake Off 🍰

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

Book prints for your home ✨ on sale at $15 and now shipping internationally 🙂 shop: paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/category/pri...

I am not claiming to be an expert, but it seems to me if you expect your not guilty plea to succeed, probably don't live stream footage of you committing the crime? Just some free legal advice there.

Hey Canada. Specifically Torontonians. Did anyone email?

Thank you for all your good wishes. It's okay now. Sadly he died in mysterious circumstances from a whistle related injury.

The History Guy: Mysterious Circumstances

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Emma Thane of Cawdor@redwellyfeats.bsky.social · last wk.

There is a child in the street outside my house who has been given a whistle.

There is a child in the street outside my house who has been given a whistle.