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Written by Uju ✍🏽@writtenbyuju.bsky.social · 3w ago

First 3 words you see.

‘THE MUPPET SHOW’ has just won 4 Emmys. • Best Variety Special • Best Writing for a Variety Special • Best Editing • Best Production Design

Okay so you know how we got a lot of American shows/movies that used Asian culture and lore as a backdrop for their very white leads? This show is the opposite of that. It is using Western Christian Wedding practices as a cute little motif and it’s SO FUNNY

Matt Makes Mermaid Movies@mattbr.bsky.social · last wk.

I’m bored so let’s fuck around

@kianamai.bsky.social’s pilot is adorable 🤩 it’s also just really nice to see a magical girl parody that comes from a place of love and not something that’s just making fun of the genre

Pretty Pretty Please I Don’t Want to be a Magical Girl (EP.01 ANIMATED)

YouTube video by Kiana Khansmith

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I got huggie earrings shaped like mussels today and I’m a little obsessed with them

Posting these here first because no one is watching.

If there’s one thing I learned in my time working at a toy store, it’s that parents love not paying attention

UM LEGACY PRESS LTD@umlegacypress.com · 3d ago

Outrage as parents take young kids to see R-rated horror movie Buddy about a cuddly unicorn that kidnaps and murders children A disturbing new horror film about a psychotic kids mascot has reportedly outraged some parents, who mistakenly took their children to see it.

Okay, the standard quiz said Maine which is somewhere I’ve never lived, but I use a lot of the terms on that quiz interchangeably so I’m gonna do the full quiz now cuz this is interesting to me

Before 2025, I knew Ketchup Entertainment as “distributor of two of the last Friedberg and Seltzer films and a Hellboy film that went unnoticed.” Now it’s “distributor that saved two Looney Tunes films from Warner’s hands”. I’m sure they’re pleased with Coyote vs Acme’s numbers, plus some great PR.

Coyote vs. Acme is adding 152 new theaters this weekend due to its continued success: First weekend – 3,575 theaters Second weekend – 3,727 theaters #CoyotevsAcme #LooneyTunes Source: x.com/moviehubnow/...

When you painfully swallow too much water at once and you feel like your throat must look like one of the ostriches from fantasia

I had to put parental controls on my phone so I would stop going to Reddit and making myself angry

Museum of Twitter@museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 6mo ago

BIANCA DEL RIO?!?

Me every day until Tuesday, September 22nd at 8:05pm EST

this second session being impossible to schedule is the most D&D thing you could possibly imagine

Every Film Now@everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 3d ago

‘DUNGEONS & DRAGONS 2’ isn’t fully dead yet. • Script is complete • Hasbro remains committed • A new studio partner is being sought after Paramount passed for financial reasons #DungeonsAndDragons #Hasbro

I like that this is the apex of two schools of character design in one frame

Garfield and Friends Screens@garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 2d ago

found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage

Blue sky nice ghost@rajandelman.bsky.social · 3d ago

Going to r/foodiesnark. They are very mean

being alive in 2026

RIP Elphaba x

It’s think for yourself thursday

Pop Base@popbase.tv · 3d ago

ChatGPT, Claude & Grok are currently down, according to users.

seeing an improv show vs seeing two dogs and a pig

even now, she's still teaching us

in case anyone ever wonders where Nettie gets her wardrobe...she raided my closet

Matt Makes Mermaid Movies@mattbr.bsky.social · 3d ago

cheryl canning

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