Why can loved ones who misdial you never hear you answering the call and shouting their name, when *you* can hear *them* clear as a bell breathing and pressing more wrong buttons and narrating their tech fail to whoever's in the room with them?
Do you note how “we’re going to round up and mass deport a million people” is rarely received with either visceral disgust or screaming, puking fury? How it’s considered instead in terms of its potential appeal to the public.
TFW you've got a ridiculously large collection of pretty boxes because when you get a gift you keep gift & box ("might come in handy") but when you actually do use a box to put a gift in, the recipient hands the box back to you 😭 we need some kind of international standard procedure for this stuff
Shops that sell space to chuggers must be reeeeally confident that their customers have no other options
Woken by my alarm from a dream in which I was telling David Bowie how much I liked his little-known early song "Crab Currency".
I've just thought of a great mnemonic! USB B is the square type of connector, so remember it by Be there or B square!
Hi, I’m a sighted alt text user! Here are some reasons I use it: - Slow Internet on an airplane - I’m over 40, I have no idea who that celebrity is - Bluesky broke images again - My vision sucks and that text is too small to read otherwise - Conveys further context and authorial intent
Nice cycle down to the coast and a walk out to the tidal Island Sully. South Wales, Bristol Channel.
I've been a member of the same leisure centre for years. This evening I saw an AI poster for a new spin class and my instant reaction was "oh no, but I don't want to cancel my membership!"
Hello local business, your AI ads are costing you customers: aftermath.site/ai-poster-ad-f...
The three most Faithful-coded contestants IMHO are James Acaster, Hannah Fry and James Blunt. It would be very funny if they *all* ended up as Traitors. #CelebrityTraitors
teaching people to identify the situations where the human effort and investment of time and energy *is the point of the exercise* never seemed so urgent
this is so fucking sad
Flabbergasted to learn there's not a single country in the world where people get to control access to their own health records. www.linkedin.com/pulse/we-che...
We checked 198 countries. In none of them do you hold the keys to your own health record.
Most of us think we own our health records because there’s an app for that. I thought so too.
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Hypothesis that gen ai is the answer to the question “how do we identify the things that don’t need to be done by anyone” still not disproven
can’t think of a better example of AI being mostly a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist also it can’t help when this is your user base
Stationery Bluesky! How/where do I buy the little card tabs in this picture? I already own an accordion-style organiser & want fresh tabs for it. I do not want: - anything sticky - to buy a new organiser! Have looked online and searched a real branch of used-to-be-WHSmith but drawn a blank.
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
I say, it really is a stroke of luck that the big energy companies hadn't finished moving away from fossil fuels when data centre demand rocketed. Imagine what a pickle we'd be in if they'd dismantled their extraction gubbins a year or two BEFORE we needed peaker plants to help us write emails!
Put it this way: if the Greens, Kneecap and Gary Lineker are prompting enraged all-channels screaming fury but e.g. an army seizing, depopulating and ethnically cleansing southern Lebanon of its racially undesirable populace doesn’t make anyone blink, then I am going to conclude - bullshit
This is your occasional reminder that generative "AI" in particular could have been developed on public domain materials and/or licensed and compensated works but the major players intentionally, methodically and systemically chose to steal labor from working creative folks instead
"Ah, so they give you an image of where the words are gonna go and ask you to write them?" oh dear me no they commission you to write the stuff and you unsuccessfully beg for a copy of the design and then you finally get an idea of the wordcount when they tell you you wrote too much
I still think about the conversation I had with an uber driver Him: so what do you do Me: I’m a video game writer Him: wait, video games? They have writing? What do you write? Me: you know when you open up a game and you see the words? Him: yeah? Me: those
the THRILL of being in a non customer-facing part of a business and seeing the internal signage that only employees are supposed to see. I love when they're from corporate with a logo on the bottom, I love when they're handwritten, I LOVE when they're a palimpsest of evolving procedures.
Have you noticed, lately, or noticed people around you commenting, that there just seems to be no money anymore. There's no money for companies to make the tv shows you like, the video games you like, the local diner you like shut down, no one you know can find a job. Think about that in context of
AI is now the biggest investment in all of US history as a percentage of GDP. Datacenter construction is up, all other construction is down. "AI Is Squeezing Out the Rest of the Stock Market," reported WSJ 2 days ago. We basically bet the whole economy on the most optimistic visions panning out.
Doing the "I'm not going to be in - reschedule my delivery" thing on the Royal Mail website always makes me feel like a baby with a set of plastic keys
It’s easy to panic, but that’s just one of the many good reasons to do it
They call it Fry's Five Boys, but if you look closely you can see it's actually the same boy pulling different faces! wow this blew up, check out my gramophone record