The Sounders have won three straight on nights where I have two sour lemon drop 10 mg edibles

LP@likkitp.ynyaproductions.com · last wk.

The Sounders are 1-0 when I have a Taco Time pizza

You can get Jedd a taxi to SeaTac tonight that dude is already not here

Jedd Fisch I hope your family enjoys Cheyenne Wyoming next year

overhead by a passing Dawg fan after Demond's second INT: "LSU wanted to give him six million dollars" 💀💀

Jedd Fisch this is a bad next job interview homeboy

This, for people who don't follow US soccer, is the coach of the Seattle Sounders donating to the GoFundMe of the fields director at Starfire Sports (where the Sounders used to train), who was just abducted by ICE.

Charles Boehm ⚽️@cboehm.bsky.social · 2w ago

A real one.

The fields director at Starfire Sports, a beloved soccer complex outside Seattle that's hosted many US Open Cup matches over the decades, has been snatched up by ICE. Please consider helping him and his family if you are able.

JaneG.Photo@janegphoto.bsky.social · 2w ago

For anyone that's ever stepped foot at Starfire and has seen the hard working groundskeeper working tirelessly, this is your turn to step up for him. Antonio was detained by ICE and his family doesn't deserve this. Please donate to help support him and his family. www.gofundme.com/f/help-bring...

The worm has returned to lumen I am ready to be hurt by the sounders once again

Sark had a bottle to get to. No time for the saint Holly Rowe, its Booze O’Clock

of all the times for mike pence to have the courage

Dante Moore quiet quitting number one overall pick one must respect this

Dante Moore playing like someone who knows a good season means that he is the starting quarterback for the Cleveland Browns

América-Monterrey is reaching critical levels of CONCACAF

This match is a fever dream

Holy shit Diego Rossi

Club America vs Monterrey is less of a football match and more of hell in a cell with a bouncy round object in the middle for some reason

Watching the leagues cup semis and man the dark arts and incessant bitching do not stop at the MLS vs Liga MX door

Drink up Seattle

I'm a big Kim Kee-Hee appreciator. He also had the kind of veteran CB performance that we needed today. Deep bench guy at this point but he was ready to go when called on.

That’s a very fair result given injuries and how hot Chicago is right now. It feels good to be goal dangerous again

time to start the “how long can I watch Jordan play without feeling like I’m going to vomit from anxiety” timer

Sounder at Heart@sounderatheart.com · last mo.

Looks like Dotson and Morris are getting ready to come in.

ECS at half

It's interesting to think about how the next century of fascist aesthetics are being set right now by which types of AI slop appeal to Natalie Harp as she scrolls on the dictator of America's phone.

Adam Kinzinger@adamkinzinger.substack.com · last mo.

This dude is losing his mind. Can’t win a war but obsesses in AI like the unhinged boomer he is

The first mistake was giving American football a chance The second mistake was picking UNC-TCU to try and showcase it

statsboye@statsboye.bsky.social · last mo.

I am so sorry for Irish people who decided to attend this North Carolina - TCU to give American football a chance lmao

So, uh. Those ST renewals were BAD bad weren't they

Sounders FC@soundersfc.com · last mo.

To: The Best Fans and Supporters in MLS From: Adrian Hanauer Subject: An Open Letter READ ➡️ sndrs.com/usdm5ml1

There's something really funny about how one of Bolton's shticks is "these guys are fucking amateurs, they don't even know how to do things off the books properly"

Kate from Kharkiv@kateinkharkiv.bsky.social · last mo.

BOLTON: It’s very curious that John Ratcliffe arrived in Moscow in U.S. Air Force C-17 transport plane. It’s painted gray. It’s a big plane. Normally, if you want to go quietly somewhere, you get on a little Air Force Gulfstream painted white with just numbers on the tail.

COLD FRONT MOVING IN TO SEATTLE FUCKING FINALLY

Largest of double takes, takes glasses off and wipes them, double checks name WHO SCORED A LAST MINUTE CHAMPIONSHIPS LEAGUE QUALIFIER GOAL

Sounder at Heart@sounderatheart.com · 2mo ago

Former Sounder Sam Adeniran scored two goals, including a 109th-minute winner as LASK overturned a 4-0 deficit (they lost the first leg 3-0 and gave up the first goal today) to beat Celtic 5-4 on aggregate. www.youtube.com/watch?v=M64s...

it’s never been about protecting women’s sports.

Media Matters for America@mmfa.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Fox host: WNBA players are “proving that women shouldn't have a league. It's too dramatic.”

had to pack it in and just throw out the back half of the jimmy john's sandwich i got for lunch. abysmal. worse than quizno's in its late decline phase, which i never thought i would say. there's no lesson or takeaway from this other than to hold your loved ones close and pray for better days ahead