Are the eagles hazing with these swing passes to Lemon?
“There were two fouls on the play. Illegal use of hands, hands to the face, offense number 65. After the play, personal foul, defense number 28, beating the quarterback senseless with a hammer. These penalties offset. Replay third down.”
I keep getting these videos where they inflate a balloon in your nose and it starts coming out of your mouth and they pop it and it’s supposed to clear your sinuses or something (not made entirely clear and the captions of these videos are always in an unrecognizable language)?
They should give Flo from Progressive a special Oscar
Dollar Tree in the suburbs of Philadelphia has plenty of lifetime memberships to the Miami Dolphins fan community on sale. Get them while they’re hot! Buy low while you can!
[fully horizontal on the couch, balancing a beer on my belly] He needs to lower his shoulder and get that first.
I think the Phillies have it* this year. (* - full diaper)
Right now all across the country thousands of football fans are pulling on their favorite team’s jerseys, loading their families into their cars, and making their way to an NFL stadium where they’ll be involved in a drunken, violent, life-ruining fistfight.
I know that look. That’s the look of a guy who was fired from Turner & Hooch after just 13 days and is still working on his perspective about what happened with Tom Hanks.
The NFL is a copy cat league. Pretty soon, every team in the league will be volunteering to travel 16,000 total miles to get blown out by a division rival in embarrassing fashion on the world’s stage. McVay is always one step ahead of everyone else.
Texting random numbers the following sentence: “Grampy got into the horseradish again”
Treat yourself to some Boston sports radio today.
That’s funny. Because I can’t think of anything Wrse
dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY
I always forget how boring week 1 of college football is. Every game is like #1 ranked Powerhouse State vs Dingleberry Tech and the final score is always 78-3.
I know I’ve said it a few times now, but this is the last time I’ll buy carbon credits from the back of Jeff Monthly.
Jeff@gojeffgo.com · 4w agoI just heard Pablo Torre has been emailing many of my friends and past business associates asking about me! So cool! I have no idea why but I'm a big fan of his and... wait a sec... oh nooo
Despite the viral video you’ve likely already seen of the husky man being savagely beaten by the Dapper Dans, I had a great time with my family in Disney World last week.
When you use a browser you’re not used to and the home page is all news that’s like, “Moneydoobie Uses 10,000 Water Canons to Recreate His Iconic Meme from the 2017 Gunky Awards”
In a few minutes the time will be what I did to the mozzarella sticks yesterday. 8:45.
Eagles have also decided to award a retroactive Best Picture Academy Award to the 1991 Kathleen Turner cop thriller V.I. Warshawski. “I’m honored” says executive producer Jeffrey Lurie.
ProFootballTalk@profootballtalk.bsky.social · last mo.Eagles will induct owner Jeffrey Lurie into their Hall of Fame.
You know you’re from a classy family when your sister says “why are you dressed so nice” and you’re only wearing a John Kruk jersey.
Dollar tree melatonin had me fist fighting the my dinner with Andre guys in what felt like my high school gym but wasn’t actually my high school gym. Woke up drenched in sweat. 10/10
Happy birthday to @christianalsis.bsky.social, a man who, despite the allegations, never stepped foot inside that Little Caesar’s location!
