If lettuce from Taco Bell hasn't gotten you, jalepeños from Chipotle might. Salmonella outbreak linked to jalepeños has sickened >345 people. Hospitalized 36. AL, AR, CA, CO, GA, IL, IN, KS, KY, LA, MI, MN, MO, MT, NC, ND, NE, OH, OK, SC, TN, TX, UT, VA, WA, WI, WY www.fda.gov/food/outbrea...

Outbreak Investigation of Salmonella: Jalapeño (August 2026)

Do not eat, serve, or sell recalled fresh jalapeños from Sinaloa, Mexico distributed by Coast Citrus Distributors. FDA’s investigation is ongoing.

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Tony Jetland, of Martinez. flies his manta ray kite at night at Radke Martinez Regional Shoreline Park on Tuesday, Aug. 4, 2026. #photography #bayarea #kite #fujix100vi

Half my feed consists of people following an electoral race with the gusto of a jockey in the Kentucky Derby. The other half is photos of cute dogs, kites, and food. I love this place.

Ted Lasso is back ☺️

trump is a rapist max

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterday

TAPPER: Hold on -- hold on, 'cause I'm not done with the list of women who have accused you of violence. Are all three of them lying? REP. MAX MILLER: Yes. And I'm not getting out of the race because in 2016, President Donald J Trump faced the most extreme allegations in the world ...

Max loves you.

With the great @jimacosta.bsky.social this afternoon m.youtube.com/live/Ql-h9BZ...

🔴 "It's coming" Dr. Peter Hotez on the next Pandemic and what needs to happen | Jim Acosta

YouTube video by Jim Acosta

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This is exactly it.

Wiggling@intense.wiggling.me · 2d ago

Chuds could have their own bubble here too if they want. But they don't, because what they want is to force their garbage takes in everyone else's face.

If I were a social media CEO I would simply avoid alienating my users

Fun fact: Devil Wears Prada 2 had 28 stunt persons during production

I saw yesterday that some right-wing outlets were running stories about me, which I’m used to. But this time I’m going to say something about it, because these were framed to imply that I was aligned with their own transphobia. ⬇️

There is no version of yourself you could become that would satisfy the people who hate you. So you might as well be who you are.

when we say all this is loser shit we mean it’s literally the shit of losers

W.E.D.em Boyz@leftistwonk.bsky.social · 3d ago

Cunningham was a superstar in high school and cannot deal with the fact that she’s an incredibly middling role player who comes off the bench in the WNBA and simply isn’t a relevant player. The only way she can get any attention is by vocally hating trans people.

What I hate about COVID downplayers is… you won okay. In the aftermath of humanity coming together to develop the most crucial vaccines of our lifetime & collectively sacrificing to save lives, we are now less safe, less vaccinated & less empathetic than ever. You won ok. Lay down your swords.

Cleaned the carpet with the machine. Now we are having Tacos Oscar.

There should be an “eject to Threads button” and if an account gets to a certain number of reports - boom

"Maria" is working in Coachella CA doing maintenance on the lemon trees. She wears thick gloves and sleeves to protect herself against the lemon thorns. She shares, "I will work any job to feed my children." Today Coachella temps are predicted to reach a high of 118°. #WeFeedYou

Trump thinks it's Monday morning, doesn't he?

The Associated Press@apnews.com · 4d ago

BREAKING: President Trump claims Mideast allies have reached parameters of a deal to end the Iran war and says U.S. will hold off on new strikes.

Every time a Thought Leader™️ who I muted or blocked years ago is exposed as a self-promoting fraud I feel a sense of relief because it serves as a reminder that this brand of grifters inevitably succumb to hubris

Remember when David Hogg was running for DNC chair and the establishment stepped in and said we needed a responsible adult and then gave us Ken Martin, who throws his phone at his staffers? Also the DNC is $2 million in debt. But centrists still demand they should be in charge.

Capital One Financial fights back over litigation tied "decision to close ‌the Trump Organization's bank accounts years ago, stating that it did so after a review by anti-money laundering experts...Marks the first time a bank has formally tied money laundering concerns" to Trump family. Via Reuters

Capital One says it closed Trump Organization's accounts after anti-money laundering probe

The disclosure marks the first time a bank has formally tied money laundering concerns to Trump's family business.

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My brain genuinely struggles to accept that Jeanine Pirro, the inebriated Fox News host, is an actual lawyer

He is so good at this

Not only did they absolutely beg for this, they made it so that “merit” was synonymous with being white so now you’re stuck with precisely the kind of moron who believes that. www.politico.com/news/magazin...

"Capital One Cites Money Laundering Review in Trump-Related Suit" Erik Larson for @bloomberg.com

Capital One Cites Money Laundering Review in Trump-Related Suit

Capital One Financial Corp. said in a court filing late Friday that it closed accounts belonging to President Donald Trump’s sprawling real estate company in 2021 for legitimate reasons after an inter...

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Green Day releases “Basket Case” 32 years ago today — the 2nd single off the “Dookie” LP and based on Billie Joe’s childhood bouts with panic attacks. “.. Writing about it was a way of coping,” he said, “expressing that feeling of going crazy — but ultimately pulling through."

Perfect Atlantic article, no notes www.theatlantic.com/family/2026/...

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)