EMILY DICKINSON, JEDI KNIGHT Not so clumsy, nor so random - As a blaster - in its rage More elegant - the weapon More civilized - the age
Cal Young 🦖
@callie99.bsky.social
DC Area. Displaced/misplaced Yankee. Engineer. Nerd. I like numbers, critters, and ice cream.
So. Many. Birds. It’s shorebird migration time at the New Jersey coast! Here’s two minutes of busy, hungry birds at the tide’s edge #birds 🌿 🐡
So Many Shore Birds Migrating!
YouTube video by Get To Know Nature
m.youtube.com
I finally worked up the nerve to tell my lazy eye to get off the couch and go get a job
Rudy Giuliani is hospitalized in "critical but stable" condition, his spokesman said
Rudy Giuliani hospitalized in critical condition: Spokesperson
Former New York City mayor has been hospitalized in "critical but stable" condition, his spokesman said on Sunday.
abcnews.com
Very much looking forward to watching this new, what you might call… Puffin Broadcasting Service *baddum tish*
a man in a suit and tie says " i 'll get me coat " while sitting at a table
Alt: A man in a suit and tie sitting at a dining table with three other people feels a chill in the air after telling a bad joke and rises to leave saying "I'll get me coat"
media.tenor.com
Cruise Industry: Would you like to shit yourself to death and/or bleed out in a tiny plastic cabin? Americans: No Cruise Industry: What if there were unlimited Mai Tais and deep fried Mac & Cheese balls? Americans:
a cartoon character wearing 3d glasses with the words i 'm in behind him
ALT: a cartoon character wearing 3d glasses with the words i 'm in behind him
media.tenor.com
The New York Times@nytimes.com · 5mo agoBreaking News: Three people aboard a cruise ship died from what health officials suspect were hantavirus infections.
Captain Johan "Pottie" Potgieter of SA Police was hoisted by helicopter into a crocodile-infested river to retrieve the body of a dead crocodile in order to recover the remains of a suspected missing person www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
crushing chips directly into the bowl of salsa I just made and eating them like cereal
It started with a tweet and now it’s a movement. @flavorflav.bsky.social has been a staunch supporter of women’s sports and Olympians for years, and now he’s organized SHE Weekend to celebrate women athletes for four straight days in Las Vegas. #BlackskyNews www.billboard.com/music/rb-hip...
Flavor Flav Announces SHE Weekend to Celebrate Women’s Sports & Olympic Athletes: ‘Now It’s a Movement’
Flavor Flav has announced SHE Weekend in Las Vegas set for July 16-19 celebrating women's sports and athletes.
billboard.com
It ys a moost terrible tyme. My greatest wisshe ys that you may fynde sum unpredicted moment of peace, delight, mirthe, pleasure, discoverye, connectioun, or fascinacioun that doth make yower day just a litel bettir, that doth helpe you thrugh. Ich wisshe thys for thee wyth every bit of myne hearte.
So here is the creepy part. THE YEAST COLLECTED AT XBOX HQ MAKES XBOX LOGO BREAD. I have no idea how this happened. It’s a miracle and so creepy. Ancient aliens and shit. Ok good night. Try some baking. Play some games. I love you, I’ve got your back. 👊💚
This account has happily documented many reasons for vessels to be lost. Daft designs, acts of cartographical inexactitude and suicidal signalling have all featured heavily. However "capsized due to proximity of nudists" is surprisingly underrepresented in the historical record. Until now.
Just heard an ice cream van nearby playing the theme tune to Monty Python's Flying Circus. Almost expected a giant foot to come down and squash it.
A friend and I were driving down the highway when I suddenly asked her to turn around. I'm really grateful for her quick reflexes because we managed to get back in time to watch this woodcock (timberdoodle) bopping along next to the road. My first real close-up look at one. #birds 🌿
The wild part is that they're doing it midair
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 5mo agoSPIRIT IS CURRENTLY EXPECTED TO CEASE OPERATIONS AROUND 3 A.M. ET SATURDAY - WSJ
In keeping with tradition, here is some Friday night shitposting. Pelagic cormorant in winter here in San Diego. 🪶 🤣
THE ORACLE'S DAUGHTER, by Harrison Hill: This story about the rise and fall of an evangelical cult is terrifying and all true. I couldn't put it down. It would make a hell of a movie.
The peepers have gotten awfully quiet and I figure it’s my responsibility as a dad to knock on their door and remind them they have a lot of homework to do this weekend
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
The week in wildlife photos: a clever orangutan, a cheeky frog and a dramatic whale rescue
Week in wildlife: a clever orangutan, a cheeky frog and a dramatic whale rescue
This week’s best wildlife photographs from around the world
theguardian.com
Rabbits rabbits. Remembering our good friend Al 🖤 who loved life. Gone but not forgotten. Silly me I forgot me wabbit!!
