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DUMBASS BONES WILL NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP. HE/HIM

OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD: -POWERSCALING ANYTHING. -HARKNESS TEST ANYTHING. -IS IT ETHICAL FOR SUPERHERO TO HAVE SECRET IDENTITY. -99% OF ALL DUMBFUCK AI ETHICS QUESTIONS.

Speaking of cop procedural shows on TV, decades of Law & Order have given people far too positive an impression of prosecutors. Schmitt's team literally made props & crafted questioning tactics based on mistaking "Hawkeyes" for "Hawks" he not only signed off but doubled-down.

Sahil Kapur@sahilkapur.bsky.social · 2d ago

A phenomenal moment in the Senate. Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta. Smith denies it. Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury. Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland. WATCH IN FULL, UNINTERRUPTED

1. came out over a decade ago 2. ported to many many platforms 3. owned by microsoft, though it wasn't when it was originally released 4. beloved by many games who are still to this day making mods for it the facts don't lie: Skyrim is a Doom

this show is going to be cash flow postive: i will play doctor who, it's mostly gonna be filmed on my phone, one of the companions is a sock puppet, the doctor will read the names of patreon backers on tv, a couple of episodes are just camcorder footage of the bill and ted show at universal studios

Once I trick the BBC into letting me make Doctor Who I'm just gonna make Time Cheers and have the Tardis be a silly bar where historical figures and future guys and monsters walk in and do little comedy bits and even though there's only one set the budget is unchanged I simply pocket the rest