Of all the things to admit on the internet, “I don’t know how bananas work” is one of the funniest

Jess Calarco@jessicacalarco.com · yesterday

Spoken like a man who has never had to shop for himself.

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“I asked ChatGPT, I asked Grok” Yeah well I asked a Halo 3 lobby and they all said you’re a dumb bitch

In honor of #FF14 releasing for the Switch 2, I have some interesting lore. One of the playable races are Lalafells, and in lore they typically have names that're alliterate or rhyme with itself. Meaning a Lalafell Pugilist with the name Mariomario Luigimario would be lore accurate. In this essay-

This illustration is super adorable 🥹

FINAL FANTASY XIV@en.finalfantasyxiv.com · 2d ago

Presenting a new illustration by Kuroimori to celebrate FFXIV's launch on the Nintendo Switch™ 2! ✨ A very warm welcome to all the new Warriors of Light starting their journey in Eorzea 🌱❤️

you’ll get there

mamdani feeling the furry joy is the energy I need this Monday

Thanks to the spoilers of Mystery Booster Commander from this past weekend at GenCon, this is how I plan to roll up to the lgs from now on

I obviously have to pack my gayser.

So according to the internet, it's #mawgust this month. So enjoy this maw!

My oldest is a plastic licker and you all need to see and hear him lol #cat

Happy Digimon Day!! #JoltinkArt

I got super lucky in the Occult Crescent last night. One of the Occult accessories dropped from a ce, I got 3 carrots, and got the Buns and Beautiful hairstyle that an FC mate bought off me. Overall that netted me about 40 million gil, I'll live with that #ffxiv

Timnit Gebru@timnitgebru.blacksky.app · last wk.

"As Japanese financial newspaper Nikkei Asia found in a recent investigation, just five US tech giants — Alphabet, Microsoft, Amazon, Meta, and Oracle — are hiding an estimated $1.65 trillion in debt that doesn’t appear on balance sheets. futurism.com/artificial-i...

ARR urianger my beloved #ffxiv

"Wow two Virtual Boy posts in 24 hours? Running out of material" shuddup *shakes my big Nintendo ass*

Dozing #ffxiv

got jumpscared by my custom ffvii logo in my steam library

-jenna

Gotta bring this trend back, one I originally started on the stinky musk site! IT IS WEDNESDAY MY GOOBS! #ffxiv | #ffxivmemes | #ff14

An Entire Soda Fountain - The humble calorie champion of any convenience store. Assuming you drank every single soda on a freshly stocked soda machine like this one with 16 flavors, you'd drink: Over 1800 liters of soda About 700,000 calories (Inflation furs, you already know your mission)

@countbinface.bsky.social #troublemakergames #countbinface #votebinface #miniaturepainter #geek

Seriously, I have better jokes, too

It was Taco Tuesday in Eorzea today #ffxiv #hrothgar #tacotuesday

Boss, we’ve got a problem. Users don’t want this stuff! They keep wanting to turn it off, even when we keep turning it back on! Boss: I have an idea

Pavel@spavel.bsky.social · 10mo ago

bitch what

*deep inhale* My mother bought a thermal printer because she was looking up "inkless printer" thinking you could feed any kind of paper you want into it. I've spent 30 minutes monkeying about with this thing when we have a perfectly working printer sitting to my immediate left. *exhales for forever*