Just what you need after you’ve had a full day of CMS technical difficulties - a Microsoft 365 outage🥲 I predict a weekend spent primarily in bed!

Now this is a movie I would watch! Let’s just do this instead of Ocean’s 15.

Athena Kugblenu@athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 8h ago

if i was given the job of honey trapping a CEO and me and my spy-girleez had to pull the name of a CEO out of a hat for our mission, tbh I would be hoping for Huang. Imagine getting Altman. He always looks terrified. he looks like a composite mug shot

TV and film shoots are too often their own self-policing units, where it’s not clear who to take concerns to, or if there’ll be consequences. Safeguarding needs to be independent of the production. And shouldn’t be relying on Lucy Beaumont and others to speak up, in fear of their own careers.

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At this point, if Jonathan Ross has backed a person, you can just write them off as a proper wrong 'un

Anna Orridge@anna-orridge.bsky.social · yesterday

Jonathan Ross supported Linehan, just as a heads-up for anyone unaware.

Can I try and get an injunction that stops all men taking out injunctions, a sort of Uno Reverse Injunction if you will

Heidi Peeps@heidipeeps.bsky.social · yesterday

Using Twitter to guage public opinion is like using the graffiti in comprehensive school toilets to guage public opinion

“Double amputees run marathons. People who are housebound do wonderful creative work from home. People with autism run some of the biggest tech companies in the world.” As one of those ‘good disabled workers’ Kemi Badenoch is today using to shame other sick people, I will say: do fuck off.

Emotional Support childhood cartoons on to protect me from the massive nerves around telling my team that I’ve accepted a new job 🥲

Said it earlier, but any man who takes his teenage son sex tourist-ing like other dads take their kids to football practice shouldn't be left in charge of a packet of crayons, let alone of an actual human child.

Dee Lomas@deelomas.bsky.social · 3d ago

Reporter to Russell Brand’s father: What have you got to say to the victims? Brand’s father: Do you mean victim…my son? Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, does it? #RussellBrand

10 years for Brand. The judge’s summary of the case was horrific. 10 years feels entirely inadequate for the severity of the crimes. Parliament should review the guidelines- it’s hard enough to get a rape conviction. When it’s as severe as this, the sanction should be highly punitive and lengthy.

I earn just over the median salary in the UK, thanks to the ridiculously high interest rate, my student loan is growing by about £60 a month even after my salary deduction is taken off. Anybody who thinks this system is anything other than completely broken is kidding themselves

I haven't laughed this much in ages ... the latest Have I Got News For You is a banger. Just one bit:

Shirley and Anton both voting for "covering more of the floor" without caring very much about how it's executed apparently #SCD

Poor Bethany. Shirley tends to be consistent only in her dislike of the female contestants #strictly

Trump is on record as saying he surrounds himself with idiots as a policy. They are more likely to be subservient and make him look less clueless than he is. Anyone that recieves an invitation from him is receiving a notification about his opinion of them. Dana White should be vex, both of them

Like when someone told him to say the Trump Jesus AI slop was 'doctored' but he didn't understand and instead he said he was playing a doctor 😂😂

Cainethejust 🇨🇦 ☢@cainethejust.bsky.social · 5d ago

You're getting the UFC guy now because there is no way in hell he is admitting he was wrong

HOLY FUUUUUCK I HAD NO IDEA SABRINA CARPENTER INADVERTENTLY GAVE US ZOHRAN MAMDANI

The cybertruck is getting canned. Post a vehicle women actually like.

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madeline odent@oldenoughtosay.com · 5d ago

The cybertruck is getting canned. Post a vehicle women actually like.

Definitely agree! Nadiya Hussein should receive an apology and be back on our screens - the way she was dumped was dreadful.

Athena Kugblenu@athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 6d ago

I think a lot about Nadiya Hussein who sells so many cookbooks, only Oliver, Lawson et al sell more than her, and all her tv shows were hits and were great, and I even really love one of her kids books that I read. We should see so much more of her, all the time

Ricky Gervais being caught searching his own name, and accidentally dropping himself in it, is the perfect start to the weekend.

Part II: My primary school wouldn’t accept 🇬🇧 as my nationality, so they made me stand up in an assembly and LIE to the whole school about my grandad being from Montserrat, and later, read one of Sir Benjamin Zephaniah’s poems TO him in an affected Jamaican accent. At least I got to meet him.🥲

Louie Stowell@louiestowell.bsky.social · last wk.

Now I want to know your childhood villain origin story. What radicalised you as a child? What filled you with a rage that lasted a lifetime?

To me, or not to me; That is the question www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Paul Chuckle prepares for stage debut at National Theatre

Paul Elliott, 79, says stage acting is "completely different" to the comedy of the Chuckle Brothers.

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