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LinkedIn figured it out first? *LinkedIn*?! Wow, that's embarrassing for every other social media website.

Tits McGee@scientits.bsky.social · 7d ago

Oh my God, this is not a drill - LinkedIn has added 'seems like AI slop' as an option on posts Genuinely thought it was a joke until I clicked on a few posts

Hating on corn dogs is classist. That is the working man's beef wellington you're talking about.

Perfect illustration of the AI deskilling project trap. If you want to pretend these things are a tool (they're not) then you're completely beholden to having your tools changed or taken away by a black box system that changes on a whim. You're now completely reliant on the thing they took away.

Krista D Ball is Canada's Snarky Potato@kristadb1.bsky.social · 2w ago

www.reddit.com/r/WritingWit... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHHAHAHAHAHH *wheezing sounds* HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Quick thinking having a tablecloth handy. I didn’t even notice the twitching from that dead robot.

If you have explosive diarrhea it's because you aren't boofing enough cornstarch

Listen, I know you love Jimothy, but he is still a wild animal so don't approach.

Finished my Sculpey Jimothy project 😊 #nerdlings #minipainting #miniaturepainting #Jimothy #sculpey

Intellectually I know that The Hague is a real place and things other than The International Criminal Court exist there. I was still not prepared to read the sentence: “Shrek Rave Is Coming To The Hague!”

Wordle Hint: The sound it makes when you unpiss

Diarrhea was one of those words that I could never remember how to spell…but now, thanks to the all-diarrhea all-the-time news cycle, I’ve finally got it committed to memory. There’s an upside to everything I guess, even an outbreak of explosive diarrhea.

Shaming and stigmatization is goated when enforcing basic social norms is the vibe. These glasses are by and for perverts

The Backlash Is So Strong That People With "Pervert Glasses" Are Afraid to Use Them in Public

Meta's camera-equipped "AI Glasses" are so divisive that some adopters are reportedly leaving their expensive smart glasses at home.

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I made a Garfield breeding simulator.

We used to be able to print Bionicle lore off of a webbed site. We used to be a proper country.

theyre hiding mitch mcconnell in one of those christian homes for wayward teens because he is pregnant out of wedlock

I heard people celebrate straight pride by purchasing a nondescript beige object from Crate&Barrel

My object permanence tutor says nothing ever really disappears except ice and whatever creatures are thrust into a magicians hat

I see that we're now at the "using big words in your book is ableism" point in the degradation of media literacy. You have in your hand a device that can pull up the definition of any word, dictionaries exist. If you don't know a word, look it up. What the hell has happened to curiosity??

Dude I saw you autosave before walking up to me whats up man we cool

St. Mary's hospital in Livonia changed their name to lure in more unsuspecting victims. Came in with minor burns to my fingers. Let's hope I get to keep my arm.

Me and the homies been giggling about the POOPLUNCH eyelashes but we were thrilled today to learn that Pooplunch stands in solidarity with the Black community 🖤

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How To Do Your Part To Fight Climate Change So Major Corporations Don’t Have To

Science nerds will tell you that climate change is an existential threat to our world, but more importantly, to our corporations. That... Continue reading this gem

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Thriller idea: man with world's second smallest penis has to stop him.

Lego should bring back the original Bionicle sets so I can mug a scalper for them

Garfield stole your spleen

CNBC Make It@cnbcmakeit.cnbc.com · 2mo ago

Add these 4 words to your vocabulary right now, experts say: They can make you more influential at work

"Its swimsuit season", I whisper, eating another swimsuit

I'm gonna miss these convo's. Bobby was all about spreading love and positivity. He wanted everyone to get along. He was incredibly supportive of my work. I am truly honored to have been given the privilege of covering his work. Rest easy Bobby Prince.

I hope these fuckass AI image generators die when the bubble pops.